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The Fiddler's Bitches

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The Fiddler's Bitches are indebted to Culann's Hounds for the temporary use of their soundfile. In particular, the Fiddler's Bitches salute Renee De La Prade and will gladly buy the next round in her honor.
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The band came together in response to the only thing that all true musicians react to: a paying gig. It was back in 2005, when the British and Irish Lions rugby team came to New Zealand on a tour, during which they would play the All Blacks three times and a series of games against provincial opposition. This was a huge event, so everyone was gearing up for a huge tour, especially as the Lions were likely to bring thousands of supporters with them. While the rest of the country was looking forward to the rugby, one man had his eye on another prize entirely: the lucrative financial opportunities afforded by the tour and how he could get his grubby mitts on it. As it happened, Donnacha had been at the opening of a flash hotel some months before the tour was due to start, in his capacity as a local journalist. He got talking with the function manager and happened to mention that he played in a band. The band in question was a figment of his imagination. Anyway, some weeks later as the tour loomed and Manawatu was gearing up for the influx of thirsty Lions fans, Donnacha got a phone call from the functions manager. Youve got a band. How much would you charge to play here the night of the big game? Donnacha thought about this for a moment and then named a frankly ludicrous figure that no one would pay. The price was agreed and arrangements made to entertain the fans. However, there was a problem: Donnacha didnt really have a band. So he went down to his local, talked to a few people he had discussed playing with before and within an hour the band had formed. He was lucky, in that he managed to surround himself with actual musicians, which made him sound good and the band sound professional. (He has been thanking his lucky stars ever since.) The name was agreed upon eventually after a nights drinking and practice was called on a regular basis. To cut a long story short, three weeks later the band played its first gig the afternoon of the game, as a warm-up for the big gig that night. Despite one of the singers losing his voice, the gig went ahead and the Bitches never looked back. And the best part of all? They got paid. Since then the band has managed to con people into booking them all around New Zealand and even branched out into Ireland, taking the music back home for a wedding gig in June '06. Bitten by the travel bug, the band is currently begging, borrowing and stealing to get to Europe next year, where they ahve been booked to play at Bruichladdich Distillery on historic, whisky-drenched Islay, for the island's annual whisky festival. If anyone has ever secured a sweeter gig, FB would like to hear about it.

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Member Since: 9/15/2006
Band Members: Donnacha Younger than he looks and far better looking and thinner in real life, Donnacha plays guitar and shouts at the microphone for FB and tends to overplay the fact he has an Irish accent. He used to be in the Exiles, one of the most laughably shambolic bands ever to play the pubs of NZ.
Jonesy Grew up in sunny Napier and started on the guitar, which he would carry to and from school on his bike. Bike crashed once too often and dreams of guitar heroism crashed too, so moved onto drums. However, his father only shelled out for the sticks and a rubber mat, so Jonesy forsook music for drinking and fighting instead. Started his mechanic's apprenticeship at 17 and has swung a spanner ever since. Got back into music through playing bodhran at sessions and finally decided to buy a drum kit. His then-girlfriend said "Me or the drums" and he hasn't stopped playing since. Leapt at the chance to join the band, as it was better fun than throwing drunks out of the pub. Took up mandolin as well and now is adventuring into banjo country. We await the growth of a sixth digit any day now.
Squint A cheesemaker, piper, distiller and gentleman farmer, what more needs to be said about Colin "Squint" Caddick? A legend wherever drinkers gather, he has been disqualified from drinking competitions on the grounds that it's unfair to mere mortal contestants. He plays all manner of wind instruments in the band and handles all the hard singing. He also has an unbeatable collection of vile doggerel and filthy verse for children young and old. He first heard the Great Highland Pipes at the age of four and never recovered. The piping of Liam Og O Flynn and Paddy Keenan then turned him on to the uileann pipes and he finally got his hands on them in 1989. However, this was pre-empted by the arrival of a set of Lowland small pipes in 1988, which he plays with gusto and no little talent, as well as low whistle, tin whistle and harmonica.
Brent Brent "Baby Face" Pickett has a long -pedigree in music in NZ and overseas, having toured with the semi-legendary Tartan Clansmen in the 1980s. Utterly unchanged ever since (we've seen his old passport photos), Brent plays bass and sings harmonies, although we're thinking of ways to force him to come to the mic and sing lead every now and then. Brent also acts as musical director, reminding Donnacha of what bloody key he's supposed to be playing in.
Viv The Fiddler of the title, Viv scrapes away on the strings providing plaintive and pleasing melodies with frequent outbreaks of frantic fiddling. Viv first fell for traditional fiddle-playing while on the Isle of Skye fiddling with Joe, a retired fisherman. Now she can't stop, fiddling not only with the Bitches, but also with her husband (sorry, guys, she's taken) Tony, in another band, Slate Row along with occasional Bitch Paul Turner.
Graeme Graeme is the band's tour manager by virtue of having a van big enough to cart us around. We think Graeme's last name is Right and we believe his middle name may be "Always". He has become an integral part of the band for his honesty, especially when he yells in the middle: "Ye're shite" or occasionally if we are playing well he will cry: "Play us a feckin' rebel song."

Influences: A far too wide variety of traditional musicians from Ireland, Scotland and sundry other bits of the Celtic Fringe to mention; Johnny Cash; Gillian Welch; Horslips; Fred Eaglesmith; Tom Jones (well, he gets Viv all excited); Old Crow Medicine Show; Callanish; Moving Hearts; Christy Moore.
Sounds Like: "We're the band that put the rocks back in rock 'n' roll and the balls back in the ballrooms, son," I replied.
"And I'm not going to tell what we did to country and western."
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

For a pair of brown eyes

Well, it's been a while since we put anything up here and we'd give anything not to be putting this up. TFB has been in hiatus for a while and our reunion this weekend is nothing to be pleased about. ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:05:00 GMT

St Patrick was a gentleman...

...he cem' of dacent people; he built a church in Dublin town and on it put a steeple. His father was a Gallagher, his mother an O'Grady; his aunt was an O'Shaughnessy, his uncle was a Brady." Here it...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:24:00 GMT

At the double

Oh dear what a weekend. Your faithful correspondent on all things Bitchy is spent after four days of debauchery and deperadation, but duty calls and it would be remiss of me not to fill you in on the ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:12:00 GMT

Double vision

Hmm, big weekend coming up. TFB have a double header, in Lynch's Irish pub in Feilding on the Friday and back home to the Celtic on Saturday. Lynch's used to be called Murray's and was where Donnacha...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:10:00 GMT

Rocking out: an object lesson

Well, we had a secret gig on Saturday, after Jonesy noticed an empty slot at the Celtic, which was duly filled by the TFB, although with two ring-ins playing, we were more pick-up band than the glorio...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:29:00 GMT

How to become an orchestra

Well after last week's gig reaffirmed Paul's place in the FB pantheon and also introduced the venerable Bing to the world of Bitchery, I realise I've forgotten to mention some other members of the ban...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:36:00 GMT

Setlist

So, if anyone has any particular songs they'd like us to play, let us know. At the moment, our setlists comprise of numbers from the following list: Redhaired Mary; Killiekrankie; Whiskey in the Jar; ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:05:00 GMT

Live again

Well we played live together on Saturday for the first time since Ireland. It was at the Celtic, naturally, our spiritual home and there was a disappointingly low crowd, with even the road manager bei...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 14:02:00 GMT

Competition time

Name that band. Yes you....YOU, you there hiding down the back....yes....YOU!!! Glad you're listening. Now here's the deal: we need another name to work under when we are playing more, um, salubrious...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:53:00 GMT

The name of this band is....

...the result of an entire night of drinking and batting options about. It must be said that we were in something of a hurry, but we wound up MOSTLY happy with the result. In fact, we were first calle...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:49:00 GMT