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Alan Dane

Alan Dane

About Me

Greetings from Alan Dane! Welcome to the world of Alan Dane.. sleep tight if you can!

My Interests

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This one was sent to me.... ummm.... COOL.... Thank You.... All photos like this WILL be posted.... stick "Alan Dane" on ANYTHING and take a snapshot!

Thank you Amber!

Spider... You have a KNACK!

Thanks TIFF!

Tootie... you da BOMB!

From Goth Bitch..."

Music:



Finally AVAILABLE!

Alan Dane has released the e-books

"There Will Be Blood"!

and

"Castle Mount"

The project is a set of e-books like no other. It has the books in PDF format along with awesome MP3's, A "Girls Of Goth" presentation, and each e-book has a special Dane's Museum section!

The Ebooks are complete and available through my Monsterbox and listed with Amazon.com. I am offering them at a special price through my Monsterbox address, so just message me and I'll send details... otherwise, check out the commercial below!

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Television:


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Like THESE happy souls!

Books:


adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

POlitically incorrect.... offensive to whoever....

Okay, folks....I am CRANKY.... I've had this damned cold for over a week, not allowed to call in sick to work because of the holiday weekend, forced to work sick, NOW I have Bronchitis and I am going ...
Posted by Alan Dane on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:08:00 PST

It’s all symbolic....

Bear with me on this one, folks... it gets a little rough....A couple of days ago, at work, there was an amazing discovery. You see, in our bathrooms, we have those cloth-towels-hanging-from-a-box-tha...
Posted by Alan Dane on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

My new grandson! PICS!

Hey folks!Just sharing a bit of news for those who give a rat's ass!Here's a pic of my new grandson Jordan, who was born this month, making him my SECOND grandson.Here he is with his mom, JoyHere he i...
Posted by Alan Dane on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:57:00 PST

Excerpt from the upcoming book... CREEPY!

A sample of my new book "A Night In Harrowbrook"(pardon the typos, not finished editing and proofreading... ENJOY! -Dane)The countryside took on an air of depression as they drove from the motel towar...
Posted by Alan Dane on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:03:00 PST

Where’s the love???

Okay,I’ve been thinking about this, and I finally have to say something about this...I am a smoker.Yeah, I know all of the responses, "You should quit" blah blah blah "Second hand smoke" "it&rsq...
Posted by Alan Dane on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

Tickity Tockity! ENJOY! (You sick bastards!)

That Fucking Clock              -by Alan DaneOf all of the things that could be racing through his mind was the sick sound of the clock ticking on the ...
Posted by Alan Dane on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

Thyatira reunion show pics.... YEAH!

Oh, yes, oh, yes....What a great show last night... thank you all who came. A special thanks to Andrea for taking the pics of the band on stage, thanks to Black Crossroad for doing the show with us, S...
Posted by Alan Dane on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:57:00 PST

Level of intelligence

Well,There I was, channel surfing through the reality show DRIVEL that's on TV these days, while I was workin on some stuff for the reunion show this Saturday, when I stumbled upon this Wife Swap show...
Posted by Alan Dane on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

Going INsane!

I can't take it anymore...People... I appreciate every friend I have and generally believe that friends can exchange political differences without hating each other and somehow explain rationally diff...
Posted by Alan Dane on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:26:00 PST

Check this out, readers! Special treat for horror fans!

Hey all!I know I've been busy, both with the band reunion thing and writing my new book, so I thought I'd give you a little short story to make things interesting in the meantime.It's definitely diffe...
Posted by Alan Dane on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST