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Will

I'll get inside your face!

About Me



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Ha Ha this should be fun! I am an asshole. I get drunk at the most inopportune times and yell when I try to talk. I tell jokes that make no sense and are not very funny. I love my life all the time, even when others do not. I am the most serious person that I have ever met, know that.

My Interests

Baby Dragons, Monkey, Making out, Popsicles, Boobies, Pepperage Farm Goldfish, Getting Barrelled, Snack Foods, Motorcycle Racing, Being the 4th Guy Back, Stopping at Third Base, Fly Fishing in Shopping Mall Koy Ponds, Red Flags at Balboa Pier...A Street Son, BJ's Buffalo Chicken Pizza with Blue Cheese Dressing, Howl At The Moon Piano Battles,

I'd like to meet:

Pepper Brooks, Kelso, Master Shake, Whoever invented the word "FACE", Tommy Vercetti, Lionel Ritchie,

Music:

Good Shit...Modest Mouse, The Killers, Buffet, Foreigner, Journey, 80's Arena Rock, Any song on Guitar Hero 2, Only Sweet Country Shit, Hip-Hop but only if it has more than 2 different verses and the hook isn't repeated 40 times...A fucking retard could do that

Movies:

Anything with Burt Reynolds, Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, The South Park Guys, Vince Vaughn, Nudity, Big Waves, Dick and Fart Jokes, and classic 80's movies that when u flip to u have to watch the whole way through no matter what

Television:

Much of the same from above

Books:

are stupid

Heroes:

That guy I see in the mirror everyday