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Josh

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About Me

I am living in Squirrel Hill with my wonderful fiance Marcia. I work in a crappy auto parts warehouse. I try to make the most out of life. I enjoy a few beers now and again. I love going to the races at Lernerville, Tri City, and Sharon. One of these days I'll make it to Eldora. I miss Flemington, I am half a redneck, and in complete denial of it. Ah, fuck it, I am a closet redneck. Anything else, just ask suckas!
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My Interests

Going to the dirt races, reading about racing, Fucking around on the internet, Having sex, Farting, Pizza, Playing this Super Nintendo emulator I found on the internet. Super Mario All Stars... electric crack is what that is

I'd like to meet:

As many people dorkier than me, for that would make me seem like the shit by comparison.

Music:

Galactic, Ben Harper, Miles Davis, Aesop Rock, The Streets, Analog Brothers, Jurrasic 5, Gnarls Barkley, Danger Mouse, Wu Tang, Men Without Hats, and if Dug Koban made some acoustic hippie jams, I'd be all over that shit. And as many cheesy pop anthems I can get my grubby little hands on

Movies:

anything that holds my intrest

Television:

The Wire, sports, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Anything that holds my intrest, usually collections of short stories

Heroes:

Emmanuel Lewis, Gary Coleman, Verne Troyer, Your Mom, Andre the Giant, Bill Goldberg, Terrell Owens, Whoever used to cut Brian Bosworth' hair, and some dude I saw hitting on the Miller Lite girl while her boyfriend was sitting next to her. Michael Vick haters. Any football team not named the Steelers.