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Gregory

Gregory Wayne is in the house!!

About Me

Cotton Balls is an example of something I would buy, but would not want to have as a nickname.

"This is my friend Leo, and Eric, and this over here is cotton balls"
"How you doing, I'm kinda fluffy."

Cinnamon-Buns on the other hand, yeah, I would buy those and have it as a nickname.

"Excuse me, are you cinnamon buns?"
"You bet your sweet ass I am."

Don't believe everything you hear about old Colonel Angus.
Colonel Angus might be rough, Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Colonel Angus is very sweet.

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Sloths!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Ben Stein, he was awesome in Ferris Beuller and I love him in those clear eyes commercials.

Music:

Dave Matthews Band (thats him in my profile song singing with Blue Man Group),

Damien Rice, Elliott Smith, John Mayer, Clapton, The Killers, Modest Mouse, Tenacious D, Sublime, Tool,

OutKast, Jay-Z, Kanye,

Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Bocelli, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Robert Randolp, Robert Cray.

And then there's the 80's:
A Flock of Seagulls, Asia, Toto, Culture Club, Yes, Duran Duran, Soft Cell.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction :
"I just shot Marvin in the face!"

Shawshank Redemption,
O'Brother Where Art Thou,

THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU!!!!

13 Ghosts (Aka Bloaty Boobs)

Gattaca,
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,

Wet Hot American Summer:
"You taste like a Burger. I don't like you anymore."

Being John Malkovich,
The Big Lebowski,

Scent of a Women:
"Hoo-ah!"

V for Vendetta,
Memento,
Bottle Rocket,
The Departed,

Con Air:
"Why couldn't he put the bunny back in the basket"

Big,

Forest Gump:
"Momma said they was my magic shoes, they'd take me anywhere"
"Nothing's wrong with my legs! But my backs as crooked as a question mark."

and

SPELL BOUND!!!! :
"Do you think I sound like a musical robot?!"

Television:

Arrested Development,
South Park,
The Office,
Family Guy,
CSI (All of them, even though I'm partial to Vegas cause Greg's a badass in it),
Law and Order: SVU,
Talk Sex with Sue Johanson,

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC, its an asian gameshow where hilarity ensues as people hurt themselves to humorous commentary),

Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Sea Lab 2021,
Reno 911!,
The Daily Show,
The Chappelle Show,
Win Ben Stein's Money,
Conan O'Brien.

Books:

Sadly most the reading I do these days is text books for school, but here's a short list of what I liked back in the day:

Stars My Destination (aka Tiger! Tiger!),
Watership Down,
Ender's Game,
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep,
Brave New World,
1984,
Of Mice and Men,
To Kill a Mocking Bird,
A Prayer for Owen Meaney (Simon Birch),
Angela's Ashes.

Heroes:

Takeru Kobayashi, this man ate 53.5 hotdogs in 12 minutes. I could eat about 1, I'm not a big fan of hot dogs.

Sue Johanson (aka the Canadian Sex Goddess) of "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson". She's an 80+ year old Canadian who talks about buck wild sex and crazy toys. Plus she wore a strap on dildo on her face when she appeared on Conan O'Brien.

James Frey, author of A Million Little Pieces, as sponsered by Oprah's Book Club. He's my Hero because his story is so amazing and crazy and 100% true!