Hitler's Titfer |
With hair like that....Youd think hed have invested some marks in a hat ....Rather than the occasional military cap....To be copied all sloppy by that C Chaplin chap...... ..And Hitlers moustache w...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:50:00 GMT |
The falling Men Sept 11th New York |
Pavement Gravy
What's the last flash in the heads of those desperate souls
Who floated with the grace of a silk scarf or a leaf or an agile young Cat
To land not with a bump but a swarfiga sp...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT |
Old but true/untrue |
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What a Fekking way to spend Easter
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:44:00 GMT |
Stephen Fry: |
Stephen Fry&&&The funniest man alive?
I wish I could be him
But without the Buggery Bent Nosery public Schoolery
And Clever Hickory Dickory Snobbery
And the uneasy feeling that if he can...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:50:00 GMT |
Walt Disney & Fred West |
WALT DISNEY
IN THE YEAR 2025 WALT DISNEY'S FROZEN HEAD COMES ALIVE
AND DENOUNCES THE STUDIOS RECENT RELEASES
AND IS WHEELED OFF IN A JAR BY HIS NUMEROUS NIECES
THE ONLY FURNITURE IN WALT DISN...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:43:00 GMT |
The Natural Hierarchy of Trophy Wifes |
Guess who's at the trophy wife Apex
With fake breasts - Screen tests & Channel 5 aspirations
An orange faced gurn across the Tabloid Nation
And guess who's holding the whole pyramid up
Trud...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:30:00 GMT |
Quote Unquote |
Quote Unquote
Retards - always look retarded
Carers - mostly look like they don't
So I'll start you with a little quote:
"Any man o...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 23:21:00 GMT |
God hates Fags (Irony Alert for all you septics out there) |
GOD HATES FAGS
Fags Die God laughs
Just like the day, he made Giraffes
God hates fag - enablers
Abortion Clinics and Foreign neighbours
Left wing cynics and Mexican waiters
God hates same sex...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:34:00 GMT |
Nanukluk Sild 1st Eskimo Miss World: |
Nanukluk Sild wins the annual Miss Alaska 2006
She wins as Miss Eskimo but as Miss Inuit she leaves shore
As she's been told we don't use that term no more
So she packed her seal skin stra...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:25:00 GMT |
Mein Epitaph (if I were to cop it in 2007) |
You shed a tear as you spilt my beer
All Crocodile and London Pride
A cocktail with formaldehyde
Cremated with Cream Sherry
My corpse holds no torch to Halle or Nick Berry
By 38 it's not, the drinks y...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 14:50:00 GMT |
