They call me SkippyÂ© - ProfilesArchive

About Me

so to start off, my name is Scott... im a fun guy... i like a lot of things... mostly females, alcohol, and sports... theres so much more to me, and if youd like to know, ask... actually, thats a lie... females, alcohol, and sports are all i care about... j/k... not really...

My Interests

girls, breasts, alcohol, baseball, football... somewhat in that order...

I'd like to meet:

Why you lookin at me like that
Do you like what you're lookin at
If you do, what you waitin on
Let's have a conversation
I'll find a corner over there
Lights down, perfect atmosphere
On the real, I'll make you want me
Right now, gimme a chance

Music:

if you hear it at a club, i prolly listen to it... plus some other stuff...

Movies:

the good ones...

Television:

90% of tv that i watch is sports...

Books:

are boring...

Heroes:

my mother...

My Blog

Why is it...

...that every time I'm in Newburgh, I end up falling on my face?!? I mean, last weekend, I fell on my face getting out of my car at Denny's, and now this week I fell on my face attempting to jump on B...
Posted by They call me Skippy© on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

Dearest Redneck Son,

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that Most accidents happen within 20 m...
Posted by They call me Skippy© on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST