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Ryan (Her Man)

Call Bush Jessi's on chocolate!!!!!!

About Me

Im caucasian, I like dump cake, I have this amazing girlfriend named Paige. She's my "everything" (i finally understand what that means) I dont deserve her but for some reason she gave me a second chance and Im guna take it!! She's my babe!!! I love her and she loves me!!! I'm in a band called Five Fold with the most amazing dudes ever. These guys are some of my best friends. And I love making music with them. I really don't have a genre I listen to or dress like. Im a fun loving person. I love to have a good time in every little thing I do. My best friend's name is Kevin. He's stuck with me through every thing. I would take a bullet for that guy. He's my brother. I play guitar and sing. I write songs. I live in fear of squirrels. Pessimistic people are anoying. I'll eat about anything that you put on my plate. Im extremely random. I try to think out of the box at all times. I love roller coasters and theme parks. Dump cake is probably the most amazing food that God has ever blessed this world with. I have the greatest family ever. I'm very opinianted (spelled that wrong) I don't conform that much Im my own person. I have Tourrets Syndrome. It's the coolest thing about me. I go the Fesuts High School. I'm a loser for Christ. I work at McyD's. Thats all youre guna get about me on myspace.

My Interests

Music, Eating, my beautiful girlfriend, Sarah Paige Elizabeth Fortner. the band I'm in Fivefold. Working, God, School, Sleeping, So On and so forth.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Myself, Chuck Noris, Hillary Clinton so i could kick her in the nut sack. Breaking Benjamin.

Music:

Five Fold!!! Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, Foo Fighters. Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox Twenty, Alter Bridge, 10 years, 3 Doors Down, Life House, He is Legend, Kieth Urban, Johnny Cash, Demon Hunter, Norma Jean, Paul Flo, that kind of stuff

Movies:

Tenacious D, Lord of the Rings, School of Rock, The eye, saw, Tourrets Guy.

Television:

I dont watch that much t.v. But I like, C.S.I.

Books:

Comes a Horseman, The Hangmans Curse, The Showdown, anything by Frank Perreti, Ted Decker, or Robert Liparulo. The Children of Hurin,

Heroes:

Paige Fortner, shes my very heroic girlfriend, She saves my world every day,(oh I said it, let the cheesy begin) My Dad, Mr. Johnson, my band mates,Derick, Matt, Jesse, and Allan,Rob Thomas and John Reznick, all the brave brothas in Iraq and all that have died to give me freedom, Batman, Chuck Noris, the Bookouts.

My Blog

what if Im not real????

What if Im not real?? what if youre only dreaming and I was the imaginary friend you came up with. I mean its only normal. Im a skinny tourrets guy who is also the lead singer of a rock band. Im the c...
Posted by Ryan (Her Man) on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:15:00 PST

Do Mermaids poop?

I was sitting here thinking in Kevins room at 3:56 in the morning. Do mermaids poop?  And if they poop do they poop fish poop or human poop, Because if they pooped out fish poop thered be a heck ...
Posted by Ryan (Her Man) on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:01:00 PST

Am I fat?

Due to the recent sighting of a slight bulge in my stomach region I would like to know from my peers their suggestion on my wheight. So Am I fat?...
Posted by Ryan (Her Man) on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:59:00 PST