And then there were neatseats. |
I thought I was living the high life. I thought I had it all. I thought I was ridin' on the top. I thought building a nest was a pretty adequate idea for going to the bathroom in a p... Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 22:22:00 GMT |
About the lawn mower. Yeah, the one in my picture. |
I think it's time to tell you all. The lawn mower in my picture no longer runs. We tried and tried, but there was nothing we could do for the little guy. Choppy (the mower's name) is no longer with us... Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 22:48:00 GMT |
Ode to Myspace |
Myspace myspace cold and vileThink I'll edit my profile
Goin' somewhere gonna be lateBut have to update my top eight
Jesus in this bulletin spread it wellOtherwise you'll go to hell
And your love lif... Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:00:00 GMT |
A year in words. |
It has been a year full of accomplishment. A year with much strife and obstacles to overcome. Challenges we have had to meet time and time again. I am not going to say we have overcome them all. I am ... Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 00:50:00 GMT |
Another bulletin you should spam to your friends |
One night a dating couple was driving down the road. You know, like all the other bulletins you get that are supposed to evoke an immediate emotional response. It was raining because that's dramatic. ... Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 22:08:00 GMT |
The news in short. |
Ferret Steals Shoe Insoles, Capo
According to sources, the insoles to area man, Brian Bills', shoes were stolen yesterday by the ferret belonging to one, Daniel Potter. This is the second accusa... Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 23:18:00 GMT |
For the love of God! What color are you??? (seriously) |
This was a bulletin I posted today. My bulletin space is filled up already. So, since this is something that should stand longer than it did, I'm making it a blog.
Now that you've opened t... Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 00:35:00 GMT |
It was late and I was tired... |
You know that "ain't no holla back girl" song? I want to set that song on fire. I hate everything about that song. And another thing I want to set on fire, celebrity gossip. I ... Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 12:39:00 GMT |
I didn't intend on this being a thank you. |
Sometimes I get such a plesant feeling that I can't describe it. I end up sitting near, but not with, people. I always want to share it with someone, but don't know how. The people t... Posted by on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 23:11:00 GMT |
Inferiority complex or bragging rights? |
So I'm sitting here wondering...strike that. I've been wondering this for the last hour on my way home from Java Hutt and forthwith. Why do I tell stories the purpose of which is only... Posted by on Sat, 23 Jul 2005 02:05:00 GMT |