Im Kris. Theres really not a whole lot more to say, or at least not alot more that i can think of. Im just a little punker skater with a bad attitude and low self esteme that smokes, swears and drinks way too much. I cant stand emo kids, hardcore kids, and am currently working on a final solution for "scene" kids. I also dislike anime, and anyone that has the ability to grow a beard and still likes anime needs to be aborted. I can be a really nice guy, but i can also be a grade-a-asshole if you get on my bad side. I try to be as honest as possible and im not afraid to tell you exactly what i think even if it hurts your feelings. Too many people lie just to avoid confrontation, we need honesty in this world, not sugar coated half-truths. And if you would rather whine about how much your life sucks than actually try and change it then please, go kill yourself..... now. Other than that I'm always searching for that girl or guy with a heart of gold and a fake I.D.
Your Pirate Name Is...
Arch-Pirate Beard of Maggots
What's Your Pirate Name?
You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!
What Kind of Rocker Are You?
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adopt your own virtual pet!
You are a Black Coffee
At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it
Your caffeine addiction level: high
What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.
What's Your Love Style?
You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.
How Weird Are You?
