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Honey Bear

Judging from picture books, apparently heaven is a partly-cloudy place.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Sexy people on rollerskates. People who like to watch movies at home while eating tasty snacks. People who like cuddley things, such as puppies and kitties and pillows. Laughers, sarcastics, belters, gazers. People who like the park. People who like to take naps. People who like to eat. People who think sexy people on rollerskates are great. And this guy:

Only Buck Rogers can make a gold thermosuit look this hot.

Music:

How about I just say that no one is safe as long as they don't suck, or if they suck so good they put my safety in jeopardy, they're on this list.

Movies:

Elvira: Mistress OTD, Trouble Man, The Apple, Poltergeist, Gimme An F, Death Becomes Her, Desperate Living, the Peanut Butter Solution, The Times of Harvey Milk, Teen Witch, Orlando, Clue, the Muppets Take Manhattan, any low-budget horror film from the 80's (especially Hide and Go Shriek), The Women, What Have I Done to Deserve This?, Amelie, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Dont Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Muriel's Wedding, Auntie Mame, etc etc etc

Television:

Bad TV, such as made for Lifetime movies, especially those starring Nancy McKeon, Valerie Bertinelli, and Tracy Gold where girls get pregnant and then become closeted drug addicts/prostitutes and then have abortions. The new Battlestar Galactica. PBS documentaries. Wonder Showzen. Oh, and:

Books:

Ill start reading again as soon as my brother loans me that book he's dying for me to read. Until then, Im on hiatus.

Heroes:

People who can wear sneakers without socks in humid weather and not have stinky feet. Those who lack a gag reflex and can swallow propagandist, political bullshit and not vomit. People who can take something deadly or serious and make it bloom with enlightenment. And, of course:

My Blog

The Freed Pig.

You were right.I was battling you, trying to prove myself.I tried to bury you with guilt. I wanted to prove you wrong.I've got nothing better to do than pay too much attention to you.It's sad, but it'...
Posted by Honey Bear on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

Bouncer’s Conversation.

See that girl aloneDressed all in her evening clothesShe's dying'Cause her boyfriend didn't show upPull her out of lineStick her in the waiting roomAnd ignore her'Til her face gets really bloatedAnd I...
Posted by Honey Bear on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:01:00 PST

Too Little Too Late

You can burn your paper fingers in the ashtrayPlace your swollen lips on mineYou can shave your heavy head in my carpeted hallwaySure for the first time you're wearing the right clothesNow take them o...
Posted by Honey Bear on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

'85

I'm just of real sad folkAnd '85 was our best yearAnd she says it gets much worseBefore it gets any betterSo I take it with a grain of salt for the other meansI wonder why it doesn't keep her up at ni...
Posted by Honey Bear on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

Gimme Brains.

I want you to goI want you to know that I hate you soAnd all the fucken boys in the fucken bandsJust shut up and get outta my carNothing you know won't get you far enough the hell away from meOh no!Al...
Posted by Honey Bear on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

Star Stealer.

Most people don't realize that Rainbow Brite is not as innocent as she looks. The space ship totally blows up with the princess in it when Rainbow uses her good powers to blast it into fireworks. And ...
Posted by Honey Bear on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

Oh, the Humanity.

Its not that it isn't happening, its just that we cant see it or hear it unless its through a filter of media and frequency. Its not as far as one would think, living here, and even with our recent re...
Posted by Honey Bear on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:19:00 PST

Ladies First, Ladies First.

I think the best thing my mom ever did for me when I was a kid was to give me the Marlo Thomas and Friends record, "Free To Be, You and Me". I recently unearthed it in my record collection and reliste...
Posted by Honey Bear on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST