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Toyland Express

What is viewer discretion? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.

About Me

I'm a really handy guy. I have a full set of Cool Tools that I can remodel your house with.I'm really all about Star Meter. Help me beat Carmelo!Gavin's IMDB

My Interests

Fajitas and Margaritas, TV, Movies, Reading, Parties not at my house, Cooking, Crappy Cars, Old run down storage sheds, pancakes, driveways, gigantic oversized hats, toilets, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben's White Rice and that's all I can think of for now.

I'd like to meet:

Sally from Wokcano in Burbank. Perhaps also My Buddy.Or just Kid Sister.

Music:

I love that music!

Movies:

Footloose is the best movie of all time.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Sopranos, 24, !!!The OC!!!, Carnivale, Jeopardy, South Park, and Family Guy. Lost and Desperate Housewives, Robot Chicken, Entoruage. Half that stuff is gone now but I pretty much watch everything on TV though.

Books:

The Dark Tower Series, almost anything Stephen King, To Kill a Mockingbird (good classic), and the fact the Stephen King writes so many books makes it hard to get any others read.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Rosie O'Donnel and Rodney Dangerfield. Oh and Micro Machine Man for sure!

My Blog

Sometimes Life Just Ain't Fun

I wish life was easier sometimes.  It's hard not knowing if the choices you made were right or wrong.  I guess they just are what they are and it's best to go with it.  Blah!  It d...
Posted by Toyland Express on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST

Pablo Ramirez Story Part 3

Three years had passed since Pablo and Tila had married.  Together they lived on a happy rollercoaster of emotions.  It would have been peaceful if Tila didn't cheat on him every couple of w...
Posted by Toyland Express on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:52:00 PST

Ted Danson and his homies

Ted Danson is super cool in the hood with all of his homies.  Just think about it, if you were in a dark alley, who would you rather see?  Ted Danson or Sean Connery?  I'd way pick Ted ...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Pablo Ramirez story (part 2)

Pablo and Paul made a good team, together they were unstoppable.  They were taking over the region, killing off any that stood in their way.  Paul should have been happy, everything was...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Pablo Ramirez story (part 1)

There once was a man named Pablo Jesus Ramirez.  He was a simple man but had a very complex dog named Paul Walker.  Pablo loved his dog but would never be able to fully comprehend all that w...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moving sucks

Moving sucks! I just wanted to express that in my blog and be cool like all of you "bloggers" out there. Keifer Sutherland rocks harder than Ted Nugent and Teddy Nugent can rock...I think. I'm glad...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've got skills

I thought I'd take a little time today to talk about myself. For those of you who know me, I don't do that often, so today you get a rare treat. For those of you who don't know me, I'm being sarcast...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Africa

Africa is fuckin cool. I almost said "not the country either", then realized how uneducated I sounded. I don't mean the continent south of Europe either. I mean the fuckin awesome 80's song by Toto...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blah blahb blah

I'd just like everyone to know I'm a little bit bored at the moment.  My boredom stems from the fact that I only slept 4 hours last night.  I know, poor baby, right?  Wrong!!  I cl...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Work

Blah, work work. Why is it that every time I write something on this blog, I come out wanting to open a savings account with ING Direct? It just makes me crazy, 2.2%!!! I can't believe some place s...
Posted by Toyland Express on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST