Passion for the product |
So here’s a life update.Once upon a time I went out and got a job at a bar. Then for my first day I made fun of the owners for (insert list of reasons). Now they love me.Well, I thin...
Posted by Random on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:56:00 PST |
How does it feel to be an emotional goldfish? |
"She said she loves me. I just don’t think she is using the same definitions as I am." He unslung his bag and draped it over her bike, then dropped his jacket on it."Everybody loves ...
Posted by Random on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:39:00 PST |
I guess it’s fair, but it’s not right. |
"I'm laying in the grass."David shifted his weight from one polished shoe to the next. A few flecks of watery mud from the field spoiled the mirrored effect. He checked his watch for the f...
Posted by Random on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:35:00 PST |
But no really, why ARE you here? |
"Ethan?"Ethan looked up from his book. "Well if it isn't the one that got away! What brings you to my little corner of the ocean?"She laughed. "Whatever, you're the one that moved ac...
Posted by Random on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST |
Lessons no one learns from |
"That's because girls like that don't want guys like us. What did you have, nipple rings? They can't see those, and you don't have any tattoos. Girl intuition sucks. How are they supposed to know you'...
Posted by Random on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:19:00 PST |
The Cure to Caring about You. |
"You know I've always loved you, right?" He blew the smoke out and watched it fade from white to blue in the night air. A smile floated across her face, like blue smoke across the moon.&n...
Posted by Random on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST |
I don’t cuddle with you because you’re a bastard. |
"Narcissism. It's my new thing.""Oh yeah? How's that working out for you?"He frowned. "well I still love me.""Just you, eh? Anyone else?""Not so much... this 'new thing' ...
Posted by Random on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:12:00 PST |
My Monster. |
Oh my friend& my foolish, foolish friend. How could you possibly think that this was a safe truck to accept a ride in? Did you not feel the way that she quivered beside you as soon as s...
Posted by Random on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:01:00 PST |
December 22nd |
There are a lot of people who like me.I'm arrogant enough to admit it.There are a lot of people who think they like me.They're wrong.I don't really care.The fact of the matter is that I am me, I like ...
Posted by Random on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:20:00 PST |
Max on sex ed |
"Whatever. It's not like telling a kid about safe sex is going to turn them into nymphomaniacs, it's just going to make them less likely to get some disease that makes that thing between their l...
Posted by Random on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:10:00 PST |
