Song, dance, general habedashery. Confusion. kir royales, mint juleps. Scantion/ iambic pentameter, tomatoes and goat cheese, not eating animals, things made of paper with words in them. High art/low art. Beds, parks, sunshine, places to lie down in the sunshine. Not wearing pants. (no really, I don't own any pants.) Not wearing close toed shoes. London, London, London.
Dead authors to drink with. (yo hemmingway- you down? I'll get the ouiji board and the kirs.)
i'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, the toothbrush song, the inchworm song, baby beluga, 70's yacht rock, slow jamz. Anything playing in a bar in the uk.
singin in the rain. i heart huckabees. dancer in the dark. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. being john malkovich. annie hall. manhattan. rocky horror. buffalo 66. strictly ballroom. the shining. talk to her. rushmore. royal tenenbaums. wating for guffman. spinal tap. jc superstar. Half Baked. Last Tango in Paris. old musicals. Rene and Renee. The Wiz really pulls on the old heart-strings. The Science of Sleep. (ah!!)
CLASSIC ARTS SHOWCASE.
Virginia Woolf, Beckett, Shakespeare, Murakami, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Nabokov, those old greek guys as long as its translated by Fagles or Ted Hughes (see: THE ORESTEIA)Ted Hughes, TS Eliot, Joyce, Tom Robbins, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy(go Pevear!), silly british literature (Jude the Obscure, Tess, Jane Eyre, lots of depressing shit) Pablo Neruda, Jane Hirshfield, Rilke (esp. Dunio Elegies), Louise Gluck, DH Lawrence, Hemmingway, Derrick C. Brown, Baudelaire, Henry James(but only Portrait, jesus), Salinger, Tom Stoppard, Pinter, EM Forster, Flaubert, Rushdie, Milan Kundera, Zadie Smith. and the love of my life, the NY Times. Anything really pervy.
my lovely ladies. Ginny Woolf and Sam Beckett. Septimus Hodge, Mr. Rochester, Ralph Touchett. Jessica Biel's Ass.