Les Claypool, cookies, and the Poop Monster From Hell |
There are three things I am coming to like more often these days: zebras, random poop jokes, and the shape of the aluminum foil when you take the baked potato you just cooked out to eat. This blog has...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:07:00 GMT |
An Ode to Friends |
I was going to make a "friends dedication blog"... but then I realized how stupid of an idea that is. If I need to tell you how I feel as friends over a blog, we should rethink the status of our frien...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:04:00 GMT |
The Ultimate Super Powa! |
I was looking through some old school work the other day. As I'm throwing away most of the stuff (wondering why in god's creation I still have some of this stuff), I found a few old journal's fr...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:40:00 GMT |
Top 30 Things I Hate: H-A-T-E= Nickelback? |
Some people tell me, "Ryan, you should never hate anything." I just smile and look at them and say, "It's hard for me to listen to someone I hate." Then I practice jump roping with my cat....
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:08:00 GMT |
Survey Time, Bitches! |
Survey Time, Bitches! Hi, I'm a desperate loser who's looking for someone interested in desperate losers. Hey, it could happen. 1. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what woul...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:11:00 GMT |
Top 10 Things I Hate |
Since their isn't a section under interests for dislikes (for obvious reasons), I've decided to make a Top 10 list of things I hate. Enjoy.10. Tree SapI'll kick off this list with a common annoyance ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:13:00 GMT |
A True Tool |
Ok, so I'm bored. Usually when people are bored, they do things on MySpace. Like maybe fill out those goddamn pointless surveys and whatnot. Well, I was looking at some stuff that people post and wel...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:57:00 GMT |
Top 20 Things I Hate: A New Chapter In The Book Of Hatred |
Yeah, so I guess now would be a good time to extend my list of things that I can't stand. Enjoy. 20. Shitty Cookies- Cookies are a sacred thing. They are definently in my top 5 things that inspire ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:31:00 GMT |
How To Escape From A Bad Party |
Yeah, I wrote this one for Mrs. Christianson's class. Enjoy.How to Escape from a Bad Party Have you ever been to a party that has gotten so out of control that you were afraid to leave house in fear ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:58:00 GMT |
Domesticating Penguins |
Penguins are such beautiful creatures. Watching these majestic creatures swim through the water is truly amazing. Many people love these flightless birds. It is a shame that for the...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 14:16:00 GMT |
