A. Murder™ [GoreWhore]

My name is Ashley Holt Yeager.
- - - I'm so fucking stoked that it's FINALLY summer! Blood, Gore, Murder, Death, Suicide ♥
I'm single. By choice.
But someday (soon?), I'd like to give love another go.
I have OCD. I don't enjoy talking about it.
I'm spontaneous. I'm indecisive. I'm blunt. Sometimes a little too much.
I streak my hair a different color every few months;
(at the moment it's pink and platinum blonde), seriously.
I paint my nails black because I think it's cool.
I have my own sense of style that's unlike anyone elses.
It pisses me off when people jock my shit. DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
I'm an extremely picky eater --» Grilled cheese sandwiches rock my world.
Music is my biggest passion in life.
It means more to me than I could ever convey into words.
The music is all around you, all you have to do is listen.
My lip is pierced. I don't have any tattoos, yet.
I'd prefer a passionate kiss over sex any day of the week.
I have a star in the sky named after me. Be [motherfucking] jealous.
My cat, ZoeyGirl, doesn't have a tail.
That being said, I love all things flawed. And broken.
It doesn't take much to impress me.
It does, however, take a lot (I repeat: alot) to keep my attention.
I work at an animal hospital. Which one? NotAFuckingChanceInHell.
My dream is to move out to California.
And one day, very soon, I'll make that dream come true.
(it has nothing, whatsoever, to do w/ the whole "hollywood" scene;
I'm so fucking over it )
I'm a daddy's girl. He's my #1 man. And he always will be.
I give way too many second chances.
I'm terrified of sharks and really big spiders.
I'm sensitive. Probably a tad bit more than I should be.
I'm usually NOT attracted to blondes.
I find dark hair & light eyes to be THE sexiest combination imagineable.
Normal is not a word in my vocabulary.
I like to think that I'm different;
that I stand out from the majority of stupidfucks in this fucked up world.
I prefer texting over talking on the phone.
I love thunderstorms.
I think that guidos should become extinct, effective immediately.
I WISH I WAS A BIRD.
(or Rob and Sheri Moon Zombie's lovechild) ツ
I love making people smile. I, in turn, love smiling.
The acoustic guitar melts my heart.
Big muscles don't impress me. Neither does money. Or cockiness.
I've worked hard for everything I've ever had;
And truthfully, I wouldn't want it any other way.
I can't sleep w/out a fan.
I don't pretend to be something I'm not. Don't you ever call me fake.
I don't enjoy getting "hammered" anymore.
I, unlike most of you, actually act my age. Shocking, I know.
I don't get collagen injected into my lips, you fucking idiots.
The beach is my favorite place in the whole wide world.
People come & go in my life so easily;
This is something I've come to accept, but not fully understand.
I'm outgoing. I don't embarass often.
I flirt with everyone. Yes, I mean everyone.
But please don't take it to mean that I dig you. I most likely don't.
I love taking road trips. Meeting new peope. Seeing the world.
I'm not a fan of getting dressed up. I like being comfortable.
I love the unexplainable. I don't always need to find an answer.
I like trying new things. New experiences.
Simply living life and making the best out of everything I do.
I have a collection of books on serial killers.
I love pictures. You can never have too many.
I love laughing. I really hate being tickled.
I enjoy making people cringe.
I'm complicated. I'm complex. I'm mysterious.
I'm loved. I'm hated. I'm adored. I'm despised.
I'm pretty hard to get to know;
but if you give it your best shot..
I promise to make it an experience you'll never forget. †
on a side note:
I only respond to people w/ individuality and personality;
(being insanely gorgeous helps a bit, too)
so go ahead, try your luckkk.