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No More Autographs, Please

You should have learned by now-- I'll burn this whole world down.

About Me



Whenever I meet a new girl, I think "Could she be the girl I'm gonna be best friends with? Maybe she'll be different from most girls and I'll actually enjoy her company...."Sad, isn't it? I need a best girl friend (who lives near me... love you, Tay) fat kids need Atkins. I love my boys, but sometimes guys just dont understand... Heck. I dont even understand.
I finally graduated. Praise God. I had senioritis. I have an amazing boyfriend who doubles as my personal fitness motivator/Lars The Personal Trainer, and he means the world to me. I am also a very strong Christian. I'm involved in WAY too much stuff... Church (leader of bible study group, praise band, youth choir, and drama team) School (Madrigals and drama), and my job. I hate my job. I've been said to be "one of the guys" but lately i've become more and more girly. hmm... go figure. I'm crazy about music. It controls my life. My dream is to someday be the greatest female rockstar in the Northern Hemisphere. I practically live on the stage, but in everything i do (chorus, acting, dancing, etc.) I have to be someone else. I have to be a prim and proper performer... happy-go-lucky.... or i have to act like someone else. When you're the frontwoman in a rock band, you're on stage and it's nothing but YOU. And people like it. It's one of the only professions where you can go up, present yourself and your talents, and if people say you suck, you just move on until you find people who like you. And the dissenters can just shove it. That's me. That's my big dream. Well, now that I've divulged my hopes and dreams to you, you may go on and read the rest of my profile.

My Interests

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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Music, singing, playing music loudly at the butt crack of dawn before i go to sleep, shopping (shut up, im a girl), hangin with all my boys, MY DEVIN (yay), vampires, drama, hangin with my girls (the few that i have), and driving around aimlessly

I'd like to meet:

This guy's SOOOOOOO adorable!!!! Patrick Dempsey, Ellen Pompeo, Sandra Oh, T.R. Knight, Isaiah Washongton, etc., Mark Gordon, Corey Taylor, Cristina Scabbia (again), Clint Lowery, Idina Menzel, Lajon Witherspoon, Devin Ballard (Hes SO hot!!!), anyone who could possibly get me signed to a record label, and a few other people... including Hilary Clinton... She's a freak. Oh and Ann Coulter.

Music:

94.8% of my life revolves around music in some form. I like almost all genres.. 85% of rock (in all of its forms), 80s pop and hair metal and pop-rock, some techno-ish stuff, r&b, and even celtic. favorite bands include: HIM, Lacuna Coil, Stonesour, and Breaking Benjamin. Here's what's on Katelyn's favorites list on her ipod: 3 Doors Down ~ 4 Non Blondes 10 Years ~ A-Ha ~ AFI AC/DC ~ Adema ~ Aida Aerosmith ~ Alanis Morisette Alien Ant Farm ~ Alter Bridge Anarchy Club ~ Audioslave Avenged Sevenfold Barenaked Ladies ~ Beatles Belinda Carlisle ~ Ben Moody Black Eyed Peas ~ Black Sabbath Black Stone Cherry Blue October ~ Bon Jovi Box Car Racer ~ Bullet For My Valentine Bush ~ The Calling The Calling ~ Carly Simon Carrie Underwood ~ Chevelle Christina Aguilera Cinderella ~ CKY Coheed & Cambria ~ Cold Coldsun ~ Course of Nature Crazy Town ~ Crossfade ~ Daft Punk Dashboard Confessional ~ Daughtry Def Leppard ~ Default Depeche Mode ~ Dido Diecast ~ Disturbed ~ DJ Unk DragonForce ~ Dresden Dolls Drist ~ Drowning Pool Earshot ~ Element Eighty Europe ~ Eurythmics Evanescence ~ Evans Blue The Exies ~ Filter Finch ~ Finger Eleven Flyleaf ~ The Fray ~ Fuel Godsmack ~ Harry Connick, Jr. Hinder ~ Hoobastank Hot Hot HeatIll Nino ~ In Flames ~ Jason Mraz Jeremy Camp ~ Jimmy Eat World Joan Jett ~ John Reuben John Rutter (Requiem) ~ Justin Timberlake Kelly Clarkson ~ Kenny Wayne Shepherd Kid Rock ~ Korn ~ Kutless Lamb of God ~ Lestat ~ Lifehouse Linkin Park ~ Madonna ~ Mariah Carey Marilyn Manson ~ Maroon 5 Matchbox Twenty ~ Memento Metallica ~ Monica ~ Motley Crue Mozart ~ Mr. Mister Mudvayne ~ Nickelback Nirvana ~ The Overtones Ozzy Osbourne ~ Pantera Papa Roach ~ Paula Abdul A Perfect Circle ~ Phil Collins Pillar ~ Pink ~ The Pointer Sisters Poison ~ Puddle of Mudd ~ Queen Revis ~ Rob Zombie ~ Saliva Savage Garden ~ Seal Seether ~ Sevendust Shadows Fall ~ Shinedown Skillet ~ Slipknot Smile Empty Soul ~ Socialburn Something Like Seven ~ Spin Doctors Staind ~ Steve Winwood Stone Temple Pilots ~ Submersed Tait ~ Tantric ~ Theory of a Deadman Third Eye Blind ~ Three Days Grace Tommy Lee ~ Toni Braxton Tool ~ Trapt ~ Trivium Trust Company ~ U2 Vertical Horizon ~ The Wedding Whitney Houston ~ Wicked ~ X-EcutionersWhitney Houston's and Christina Aguilera's voices astound me. I wish that i could sound like them. its so... beautiful.

Movies:

300, Queen of the Damned, Accepted, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Coyote Ugly, James Bond stuff, The Lion King, All Dogs Go To Heaven, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Pirates of the Carribean (all of em). I love comedies and chick flicks and romance-ish movies, but i equally love action and adventure movies. I hate sci-fi and fantasy, and i'm too scared to see horror movies. but i do like psychological thrillers.. CLIP FROM TEEN WITCH.... POSSIBLY THE BEST 80S MOVIE EVER.... ASIDE FROM PRETTY WOMAN OF COURSE.

Television:

Gray's Anatomy and Private Practice are the only TV shows i religiously follow. But I've started watching wrestling a little too.

Books:

I've really gotten into Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Im all about me some romance novels. Nicholas Sparks is one of my favorite authors. My favorite book of all time is Jane Eyre. Oh and I love Emily Dickinson. Shes a great poet.... tells the truth just as it is. heres one of my favorites:I measure every grief I meet With analytic eyes; I wonder if it weighs like mine, Or has an easier size.I wonder if they bore it long, Or did it just begin? I could not tell the date of mine, It feels so old a pain.I wonder if it hurts to live, And if they have to try, And whether, could they choose between, They would not rather die.I wonder if when years have piled- Some thousands-on the cause Of early hurt, if such a lapse Could give them any pause;Or would they go on aching still Through centuries above, Enlightened to a larger pain By conrtast with the love.The grieved are many, I am told; The reason deeper lies,- Death is but one and comes but once, And only nails the eyes.There's grief of want, and grief of cold,- A sort they call "despair"; There's banishment from native eyes, In sight of native air.And though I may not guess the kind Correctly, yet to me A piercing comfort it affords In passing Calvary,To note the fashions of the cross, Of those that stand alone, Still fascinated to presume That some are like my own.
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Heroes:

Cristina Scabbia, Lynn Sucher

My Blog

the official report. for those who care.

Yes, Coldsun is no longer in existance. No, it's not because I'm going off to college. No, it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm dating the guitarist. No, it has nothing to do with our new bassi...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

I am now a James Madison Duke!!!!!

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Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

if you think you understand the concept of christianity

Here is a poem by Maya Angelou that I stole from my cousin's blog who stole it from somebody... I think it says it well.... there are so many lies people label when they think "christian" or...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

Motley Crue and Aerosmith are coming.....

And I got tickets!!!!!!  Seat tickets, my friends, and my amazing boo got em for me before they were even on sale!!! How? HES MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO effing excited. The ticket...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:45:00 PST

Pirates 2

OK yeah so I just got back from the midnight showing of Pirates 2... (yes, nicole i already know you saw it yesterday. jerk.) but anyway... just FYI. if youre not too up to snuff with your Pirates 1,&...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

The Constitution of Katelyn Stewart

I, Katelyn Stewart, do solemnly swear on this May the fifth, two-thousand and six, that in three weeks I will have lost thirteen pounds from my current weight. I will no longer settle for mediocrity i...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:24:00 PST

NHS

WOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!! I GOT FLIPPING INDUCTED INTO THE FLIPPING NHS BY 2 REALLY FLIPPING COOL PEOPLE!!!! Katelyn     KHS Colors!!! A-woop-woooop!!!...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST

I'm making it Permanent.

This was too perfect. there's not one thing on here that i disagree with. I even added some stuff to it.   I am the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but beca...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:49:00 PST

Singapore Chow Mei Fun

OK yes, this is random, but I have an obsession with Super Wok's Singapore Rice Noodles.... or.... Singapore Chow Mei Fun. It's like.... angel hair pasta with some veggies in it, big hunks of egg, str...
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:54:00 PST

random blog....

ok so this is just a random blog. if you are a person who sees this and likes random things like this, comment and gimme kudos so i can feel like this myspace thing is worth a hill of beans.
Posted by No More Autographs, Please on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST