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JOLY

Now where did I put that bottle of vodka?

About Me

What can I say?? I like art, I like books, I like the theatre, I like people who like to have fun, I love shoes (I have loads), I like people who can be intelligent without having to be too serious, I like colour, I like vodka (hmmmmm), I like poetry, I like passion, I admire ambition, I like honesty, I like the sunshine...and many more things, you'll just have to ask!I have a 9 year old daughter called Alisha. I work for UNISON the trade union. I have a passion for interior architecture. I'm studying my second year of a degree in Architectural Venue Design. I live in Derbyshire, uk. I love life. Meeting new people. Sharing gossip with my friends and spending time with my daughter.
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Name: Joanne
Birthday: 27th July
Birthplace: Derbyshire, UK
Current Location: Derbyshire, UK
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown, Nearly black
Height: 5'3 (I'm diddy)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Bit of english, welsh, scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pink and purple slippers
Your Weakness: Vodka and chocolate
Your Fears: Spiders, heights, the dark, bit of a wimp really, ha, ha
Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetarian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do well at university
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Just 5 more minutes!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs and eyes
Your Bedtime: When I can be arsed
Your Most Missed Memory: Not having to watch my weight!!
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, not keen on fizzy pop
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither....eugh
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Not tried either
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, every time!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: hmmm Cappuccino I think
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: All the feckin time
Do you Sing: Very badly, especially in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, I don't want to smell!!!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm at college right now
Do you want to get Married: hmmmm not really fussed, might change my mind one day
Do you belive in yourself: Someone has to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, thats why I insist on driving everywhere!
Do you think you are Attractive: I seem to pull my fair share of blokes
Are you a Health Freak: A little bit
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, my mother is a perve too!! LOL
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: Does a vibrator count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah lots
In the past month have you Smoked: That too
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes and spent a fortune, but got fantastic shoes!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but eaten a pack of Jaffa Cakes!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never tried it
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah, might have to if it warms up a bit though
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Loads
Ever been called a Tease: Frequently
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, I did kickboxing
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a teenager
How do you want to Die: Having the best orgasm of my life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Where's the fun in growing up???
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I have a major weakness for blue eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: As long there is some
Height: Bigger than me (thats not hard)
Weight: Strong enough to pick me up and carry me upstairs!
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: errr....only a few
Number of CDs I own: Lost count
Number of Piercings: 3, both ears and nose
Number of Tattoos: 2, one on stomach and one on back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Loads, whats the point in having regrets? Mistakes are just lessons we needed to learn
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My Interests

I have a big passion for chocolate and vodka. Especially at the same time! I love socialising, going out and meeting new people. I love to read. I usually have 5 books on my bedside table at a time. (Well its something to do in bed when you haven't got someone to entertain you??? How many people can say they have 5 authors in their bedroom at once?) Boring habits include gardening & DIY, no I'm not really a 67 year old grandma. I just have a facination with watching things grow.
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I'd like to meet:

SHE-RA, princess of power. Forget about he-man he wasn't as good!!! Give me she-ra anyday!!!Anyone who's remotely nuts. I can't stand boring people who have no sense of humour. Or pretentious people. Preferably no stalkers though, OK maybe little ones. No women collectors though!!IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND, PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TOO. I WON'T ADD YOU IF YOUR PROFILE IS SET TO PRIVATE AND I WILL DELETE YOU IF YOU NEVER TALK TO ME!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT ADVERTISE CRAP IN MY COMMENTS!! IF ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE THEN PLEASE ASK ME FIRST!

Music:

I have a varied taste in music. I like soul, rock, dance, hip hop, brit pop, indie, Rap, you name it. I particularly love dance music. It reminds me of drunken nights out with my friends and the all night raves I used to go to when I was younger (those were the days). I also like classical! Not into Jazz though. Yuk. (Sorry jazz fans). And I can't bloody stand boy bands.
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Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part courage
1 part leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Movies:

Lord of the rings, all of them. Horror films. Except for the ring, (that gave me nightmares). Anything funny. I have a very childish sense of humour. Love spoof films like Scary move. The Rocky Horror Show, Been to see it at the Theatre twice though. See pic above. The last thing I saw at the cinema that I really enjoyed was Spongebob Squarepants, (oh and the kids liked it too). Not huge on romantic comedy's, I'll watch them when their's nothing on. But I loved Bridget Jones. Can't stand war films or westerns. (sorry)
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Television:

My all time favourite show is Sex and the City. I'm really into Desperate Housewives at the moment. (Does this say anything about my mental state?) I absolutely adore Charmed, I love anything to do with the supernatural. It runs in the family. I love any program to do with Architecture and interior design. Grand Designs is my favourite, Colin and Justin are highly amusing, Changing rooms is a bit crap. They don't spend enough. I love anything funny, Little Britain, The Friday night project, friends, Joey. There are some programs that I miss and I wish they'd bring back, Father Ted, (why did he have to die???) Shooting stars, Ally Mcbeal, The fast show, (Please do some repeats???).. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
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Gabrielle
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Books:

Theres so many. Authors are probably easier. J.R.R. Tolkien (Lord of the Rings), William Boyd (The Blue Afternoon, Amardillo), Alice Sebold (The lovely bones), Joanna Trollope (Other peoples children, a passionate affair), Kathy Lette (Mad cows), Frank McCourt (Angelas Ashes), Marian Keyes (Watermelon, Lucy Sullivan is getting married), George Orwell (1984), Philip Pullman (Northern Lights), Lorenzo Carcaterra (Sleepers, not seen the film but couldn't put the book down). To name a small few, quite a mixture I know but they all touch a certain part of my persona. Recently read the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. That was ace. I love some of the old romantic classics, particularly Jane Austen, Emily and Charlotte Bronte.
Your Birthdate: July 27
Your birth on the 27th day of the month (9 energy) adds a tone of selflessness and humanitarianism to your life path.Certainly, you are one who can work very well with people, but at the same time you need a good bit of time to be by yourself to rest and meditate.There is a very humanistic and philanthropic approach in most of things that you do.This birthday helps you be broadminded, tolerant, generous and very cooperative.You are the type of person who uses persuasion rather than force to achieve your ends.You tend to be very sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you able to give much in the way of friendship without expecting a lot in return. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Heroes:

My daughter, she is my reason for life

My Blog

Movie love

Movie love...you've all seen the chick flicks.  Have you ever had the experiences that you see in the movies?  The guy that is willing to bend over backwards and make a fool of himself just ...
Posted by JOLY on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:18:00 PST

It never rains it pours

Who invented the quote 'It never rains it pours'?  Some other poor bastard who probably felt like I do at the moment.  I had my heart broken a few weeks ago.  Broken by a man who I'd tr...
Posted by JOLY on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:54:00 PST

Spring????

Well guess what??? Spring is here again in the good old UK. And as usual the snowdrops are out and so are the daffoldils. We're all looking forward to the sun shining, oh but wait! What was that? O...
Posted by JOLY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For those who are too serious

There is no evidence, scientific or otherwise to prove that life has to be serious!!!!
Posted by JOLY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST