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Jeff

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About Me

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Crash Davis %

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Eddie Izzard, Louis CK, Jeff Jamail, Barry "no personality" Bonds, Forbidden, Daniel the Hammer Hess, Britney I use to have hair Spears, Jessica I don't care how dumb you are Simpson%D%A%D%A OK Go - "Here It Goes Again" Buy OK Go - Oh No at iTunes.
Vote for HIGA on TRL and VH1's Top 20 Countdown %D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A

Music:

Panic at the Disco, The Frey, The Killers, Stone Roses, Unwritten Law, Nirvana, Snoop, The Convicts, Lyrics Born

Movies:

All baseball movies, Wedding Crashers, Grandma'Boy, Old school, Lone Star State of Mind, Mary Poppins, Willy Wonka( the orginal)Waiting, Clerks, Dogma, all of M. Nights movies, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Strange Brew, All George Ramaro Zombie Movies, Super Troopers Goodfellas, Casino, of course Scarface Underworld and porn!!!

Television:

Seinfield, CSI, Sopranos, Entourage, Nip Tuck, The office, My Name is Earl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy.

Heroes:

My son