The thoughtful husband! Pocket Taser! A must read! |
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at La...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:26:00 GMT |
The right place, at the right time! |
You Are Where God Wants You To Be ================================== The next time your morning seems to be going wrong and the kids are slow getting dressed and you can't seem to find the car keys ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
Under the Circumstances.... |
A famous quote says."sorry looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up"There is absolutely nothing that you can do about yesterday, last year, or the last century.There are a multitude of things th...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:15:00 GMT |
Improvement |
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he readher a bedtime story.From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book andreach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternatelystr...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
I have A.A.A.D.D. Do you?? |
Do you have A. A. A. D. D.?I have recently been diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.(Advanced Absentminded Attention Deficit Disorder)This is how it goes:I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage a...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:01:00 GMT |
The Rest Stop... |
I spend a lot of time traveling for my job. When driving longdistances, I have found that the rest stops optimize my time,because I can do what I need to do and be quickly back on my way.On one partic...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:42:00 GMT |
The Pastors Donkey |
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered inanother race and it won again.The local paper read:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:34:00 GMT |
When I say... ’I am a Christian’ |
When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not shouting 'I'm clean livin''I'm whispering 'I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven.'When I say... 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride. I'mcon...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:38:00 GMT |
When your Huts on Fire!!! |
WHEN YOUR HUT'S ON FIRE!!!! The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:55:00 GMT |
Computer error "ID ten T" do you have this error?? |
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of bu...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 21:32:00 GMT |
