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(just) Adam

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www.layoutpimper.com I work too much. I sometimes enjoy making mixed tapes. Sometimes I think of a song for three days in a row and when I finally listen to it, I don't think of it anymore. I practice using my umblrella as a weapon. Um ... I read books. Sometimes I read the back of cereal boxes when there are no books at the breakfast table. Sometimes I feel an urge to call the table my breakfast table. I only have one table, where I eat all of my meals. And sometimes, yes, breakfast. So, yeah ... reading and like I said, I work a lot and feel a little pressured to fill this whole space. But I quit a lot too.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Is it okay if they're dead? I hope so ... For starters, I'd want to meet Hunter Thompson and Bob Dylan. Preferably together at a bar with a good jukebox. Um ... Larry Bird, Woody Guthrie ... Earnest Hemingway and Charles Bukowski and Tom Waits over a bottle of Calico Jack rum ... Bettie Page, Wes Anderson, Bruce Campbell ... Rock a j with Willie Nelson and Steve Colbert ... Dave Chappelle, David Sedaris, David Bowie ... Anne Sexton, Jack Kerouac, Li Po, Townes Van Zandt ... My old art appreciation teacher ... My old Creative Writing teacher (just to call her a jerkass) ... Leadbelly and Sonny Terry jamming the whole time. Mitch Hedberg - Thirteen
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a simple love poem

she asked if I wrote poems about flowers and trees and celebrating myself. and I said yes I do.   in fact I just finished one about a butterfly a snowflake-shaped monarch, mindlessly descend...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:09:00 GMT

deceptively sexy

The Whole Nine Inches  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Sometimes when I think of the whole nine inches of drywall between me and her and those black boo...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:12:00 GMT

I did quit a job before

Big Plans in the Food Service Industry  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   We will go together. The same day. The same shift. Right in the middle of ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 00:47:00 GMT

how to drink rum at work

How to Drink Rum at Work     fill your flask for a five-hour shift anything more you'll need the bottle buy a few 20 oz. cokes dump half replace with rum carry breath mints if customers ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 13:58:00 GMT

Poem for Bruce Campbell

Poem for Bruce Campbell   a retail job trouble with women dangerous books I know how you feel Bruce Campbell   I've never reanimated a once-dead lover nor knew anyone raped by a tree nev...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:04:00 GMT

because there just aren't enough holding cell poems in amerika

Conversation with the Judge   it all started with a woman she was in love with a church but the only thing she had in common with Jesus was a beard she always used to say she hated me when ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:45:00 GMT

this one's new, but not that new

For a Woman and a conversation we shared     we play theme songs at work and you were moved by one when the piano jingled the intro to Quantum Leap you fell into story: you had a baby been ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:49:00 GMT

this one's old, but not that old

  Service Engine Soon   Robert Johnson's crossroads have been closed   for repair blocked   by a brick wall beaten by time   or something more potent so I s...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 20:10:00 GMT

another poem (just don't confuse it with Frank O'Hara's tiny book)

Lunch Poem   I had a cooking job for one month (three weeks longer than I should have) grilling reubens scrubbing grease filling condiments in a tiny bistro (cleverly named The Bistro) off th...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:45:00 GMT

published a poem

got this poem published in a magazine named Pearl...  Pirate Love Poem     I wanted to write a love poem to Anne Bonny, the harsh woman pirate who dressed as a man who killed and fou...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 15:25:00 GMT