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~Jon.T.Lam~

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About Me

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I WWANT A NEW PHONE!! AND I GOT BACK FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT A WEEK A GO...WENT TO BRISBANE AND SYDNEY!!
I WILL UPDATE MY MYSPACE FROM TIME TO TIME!!
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Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.
You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! The World's Shortest Personality Test
Jonathan Lam --
[noun]:
An alien
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--Info--
Name:: Jon Lam
Nicknames:: Jon, Ting or Hitch if you prefer
Birthplace:: Classified
Current Location:: Oakdale
Hair Color:: Black
Eye Color:: Brown
Height:: 5'8"
Weight:: If I Tell You I Must Kill You
Tatoos?:: Nope...Want One though
Piercings?:: Nope
Overused Phrase:: Well....
--Your--
Bedtime:: Whenever
Best Physical Feature:: How The Hell Should I Know
Most Embarassing Moment:: Don't Know
Most Missed Memory:: Uh...Think...Damn It...
First Thought When You Wake Up:: It's A New Day...Yeah...Right
Weakness:: I Really Don't Know I Gotta Check
Best Friends:: Mike Ellis, Terry Hartmon,Caitlin Compton & A Whole Lot More
Goal For The Year:: Graduate College
Greatest Fears:: I Don't Know I Gotta Check
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Both
McDonalds or Burger King...: Burger King
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Both
Water or Milk...: Milk
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Both
Hugs or Kisses...: Both
Cats or Dogs...: Both
Summer or Winter...: Both
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Scary, Comedies, Action & Adventures, Drama...But Not Romantic...Only W/ A Girl
Love or Money...: Both
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Purple Grapes
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Don't Care
Perferred Hair Color:: Blond or Brunette
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Both
Perferred Height:: Don't Care...Just Not Taller Than Me
Perferred Weight:: I Don't Know...Ask Me In Person
Looks or Personality...: Both
Hot or Cute...: Both
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: Go To "Perferred Weight"
--Favs--
Number:: 22
Food:: All Kinds Of Food
Type of Music:: All Sorts of Music
Candy:: Depends
Color:: Green
Animal:: Tiger
Drink:: Smirnoff, Bacardi, Anything W/ Alcohol...
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: *Cough* *Cough*
Movie:: The Covenant, Clerks 2, 40yr Old Virgin...
Past Time:: Don't Remember
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Yes
Smoked?: Yes
Been Beaten Up?: Occasionally
Bullied Someone?: Never...
Skinny Dipped?: Hell No
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: Yep
Toliet Papered Someones House?: No...Would Like To Try
Played Poker W/ Money?: Once
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: Nope
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: No...Laughed Really Hard That I Can't Talk
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: No...Laughed Really Hard That I Can't Talk
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Yep...But Told Them I Like Them Though
Went Camping?: Yep
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: Wha...You Mean Pee On A Tree...Yeah
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Maybe
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: Maybe
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: Loads Of Time
Danced In The Rain?: No...Want To
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Got That Sometimes
Been On Stage?: Yeah...For A Play
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: Yep...Loads
Been To A Nude Beach?: Nope
Cursed In Church?: Never Been To Church
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: Uh...I'm...A...Man...M...A...N...
Burnt Yourself?: Not That Stupid
Been Dumped?: Yep
Dumped Someone?: Nope...Other...Way...Round
Been In Love?: Only If I See A Girl...Then Yes
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Yep...Does 21yr Old Count??
Wanted To Be A Model?: Nope
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: I...Wish...
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Yep
Made Out In A Car?: Nope
Cried During A Movie?: Once...Armaggedon...Did...I...Spell...That...Right...
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Yeah...
Made Love On The Beach?: Nope
Shoplifted?: Nope
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Nope
Hung Up On Someone?: Yep
Yelled At Your Pet?: Nope
Gotten Seasick?: Nope
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: Never Done That
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: Me...In...Thongs...
Stalked Someone?: Me...No...
Had A Stalker?: Maybe
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Hell Yes...
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Yep...One Of My Uncle
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Nope
Protested?: Nope
Been To An Island?: Nope
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Most Of The Time
Screamed In A Library?: Nope
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Uh...Yeah...Right...
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Nope
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: Yep
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: No...They...Talk...To...Me
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: Nope
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: Tried To
Threw Up In School?: Once When I Was Really Young
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: No...
Wore Something You Hated?: Yep
Wore Something To Match Someone?: You'll Never Catch Me Doing That...
Been To A Luau?: No...Want To
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Mostly When I'm Pissed
Been On TV?: I Wish
Been Outta The Country?: Yep
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Maybe
Won A Pool Game?: Yep
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yep
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Nope
Dieted?: Hell...I'm...Skinny...Enough
Had An Eating Disorder?: Nope
Cheated On Your Other?: Nope
Been Cheated On?: Once
Been Paid To Date Someone?: Nope
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: Nope
Tanned Topless?: On The Beach
Been Strip Searched?: Nope...But I Wish I Had By A Hot Female Cop
Been On A Plane?: Yep
Been On A Cruise?: Yep
Been Pantsed In Public?: Someone Attempted
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Nope
Broke Someone's Heart?: No Somebody Broke Mine
Sung In The Shower?: Mostly
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: Yep...
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Yep...
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Once...
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Once...
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: No
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: No
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: No
Been In Detention?: Yeah...Who...Hasn't
Feel Off A Roof?: Not Stupid Enough To Do That
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: No...The...Opposite...Way
Been In A Wreck?: Not Yet
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: Wha...
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: Depends On Which Day
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Pss...Please...
Been Shot?: With A Paintball Gun
Had A Water Gun War?: Yep...Like...4yrs Ago...
Been Arrested?: Nope Not Yet
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: I Don't Know
Country You Wanna Visit:: Japan
Way You Wanna Die:: Buried
Like Thunderstorms?: Depends
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: Always
R U A Health Freak?: Not Quite
U Think Ur Attractive?: No...Yeah...Low Self Esteem...
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Somtimes
Wanna Get Married?: Yes
Wanna Go To College?: Already In One
Shower Daily?: Yes
Want Kids?: Someday
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: 3 Yrs Ago
Do U Hate Anyone?: Want The Whole List??
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Wha...
Do You Think You Can Sing?: No...Yeah...I...Suck...
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Yes...Mostly...
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Uh...Not Worry...No...
Can You Whistle?: Yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: I'm A Man...Not...Wo...Man
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: Nope
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: Not Really
Can You Multitask?: Yes...
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: Not Long Enough
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: Yep...
Do You Spit?: And Hurt My Nuts...No...
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Uh...*Laugh*...No...
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: Be A Rich Person...
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Axe - Orion or Clix
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Dove...Yeah...Yeah...The...Sissy...Stuff
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Womens Scent...
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Yes...Immortal
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QUESTION 1:
Which one of these are my 3 cousins name (From young to oldest)?
A) Mona, Taiman and Chris
B) Jet Li, Bruce Lee and Tommy Lee
C) None of the above
QUESTION 2:
Whats my favorite arcade game?
A) Initial D
B) DDR
C) All of the above
QUESTION 3:
Who have a known longer??
A) Mike Ellis
B) Terry Hartmon
C) Danell Ferrise
QUESTION 4:
Who is my favorite Skateborder?
A) Bam Margera
B) Tony Hawk
C) Bob Burnquist
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My Interests


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Your Sexiness & Sexual Future!
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Age
Gender
Favorite Color
Zodiac Sign
How Hot Are You? Ouch, Can't Touch You! Too Hot to Handle!
You Will Have Sex This Week FALSE
# of Future Sexual Partners 24
$ Someone Would Pay to Be With You $487.11
Your Sexiness Rating - 86%

Your Sexual Future (8) - Outlook good. - (8)

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Your Sexiness & Sexual Future!
First & Middle Names
Age
Gender
Favorite Color
Zodiac Sign
How Hot Are You? Hot as Hell!
You Will Have Sex This Week TRUE
# of Future Sexual Partners 28
$ Someone Would Pay to Be With You $668.90
Your Sexiness Rating - 100%

Your Sexual Future (8) - Don't count on it. - (8)

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Cars, Music, Hanging out with my friends and GIRLS...Who doesn't?

I'd like to meet:


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I would like to meet a girl who is outgoing, caring, funny and just love the way who they are. I like girls who just like to have fun in life but yet also have a goal in life as well.

Music:

ALL OF THEM!!...Well besides Jazz...makes me go to sleep...

Movies:

Comedy,sci-fi, some horror and any other genre of movies...

Television:

MTV,VH1,Food Network,FOX and a whole loads of channels...

Books:

I read books that only interest me...so the answer is it depends...

Heroes:


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Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility: face
best personality trait: friendly
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now? yes!
when will you get married? October 17, 2020
your kiss is: short and sweet
People date you because: you"re cute
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... eternal
Are you hott? by evildj23
First Name
Age
Guy or Gal
Your hottness is 10...WOW! ARE U SINGLE?!?!
Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair: Naturally black.
Clothes: Dark and sexy. With randomly placed belts. Lots and lots of belts...
Powers: Dark magic
Special Features: Unusual, yet natural scars
Sidekick: Your best friend.
Attitude: Overprotective of those you care about.
Weapon: Katana
what alcohol are YOU??? by amberfinesse
name:
age:
sex:
favorite singer:
you are:
Which Japanese word are you? by gokumew2
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You are: Kage (shadow)
Your love... by hazel_eyes07
Name:
Age:
Your kiss is... intoxicating
Your smile is... enchanting
Your touch is... cool
Your eyes are... heavenly
Kisses You Will Receive 3,921
Number of Times You Will Fall In Love 6
Your Icon is..... by d3athofs3asons
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Your Age
Your B-day
Your Icon Is....
R u attractive? by walker thiswayy
Name
Age
Smile Cute
Eyes enticing
Hair Perfect
Body Must touch!
Charm Extremely charming
Personality Hilarious
Well am i?? Hell yes!

My Blog

Stupid Quotes

Quotes me and my buds say:Favorite Quotes:Man - Why aren't you seizing the boy??T-Rex - I have a big head and little arms!!(T-Rex waves his little arms around)T-Rex - Master??Kid - Mommy, Mommy I find...
Posted by ~Jon.T.Lam~ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

Rythme

I go up high, I go down low, I'm going to be late for school because your mom drives so slow!! OOOOHHHH!!*Got this cheesy rythme from my college professor, I thought it was pretty funny...Yeah cheesey...
Posted by ~Jon.T.Lam~ on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST

Funny Jokes (Dirty but Funny)

Funny Jokes (Dirty but funny)Joke 1Baliff: Ma'am do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth, anything but the truth so help you god??Woman: I do, uh... mr. baliff why are you looking at my breast?...
Posted by ~Jon.T.Lam~ on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST