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Assquatch

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Rafay, but im also known as Ursus arctos horribilis. I hail from the mountains and fields of northern Idaho, where i was raised to indulge on only the finest flesh. Although my claws aren't retractable, and i can run at a top speed of 48 km/h (on all fours), i don't normally attack humans (unless further provoked- be weary).
I once had a stomach virus which caused me to shit 20+ times in one weekend- 1/3 of my monthly dump average (MDA) in 2 days. People, thats called reaching for the stars...

My Interests

Ashtray floors, dirty clothes, and filthy jokes; Cynicism and sinning, tortured souls and torn-up denim; Pretentious poeticism, butt mostly just making fun of myself- LETS PARTY!

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Metal (and most sub-genres of metal), Punk Rock, Garage Rock, "Guilty" Pleasures...; This is merely a taste...
Motorhead, Turbonegro, MC5, The Stooges, Radio Birdman, Alice Cooper, Roky Erickson, The Hellacopters, Gluecifer, Thin Lizzy, Sonic's Rendezvous Band, AC/DC, Girlschool, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Venom, Mercyful Fate, Celtic Frost, Bathory, Pentagram, Slayer, The Sword, Kylesa, Electric Wizard, Sleep, High on Fire, Fu Manchu, Saviours, Mastodon, Torche, Pelican, Neurosis, Isis, the Melvins, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Gang Green, Minor Threat, The Damned, Dead Boys, Discharge, GISM, Black Uniforms, The Replacements, Against Me!, Journey, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Anthrax, S.O.D., Zeke, Dwarves, Valient Thorr, Immortal, Emperor, Municipal Waste, Ghoul, Entombed, Morbid Angel, Carcass, Exodus, Testament, Deicide, Sodom, Kreator, Destruction

Movies:


Books:


Moby Dick, 1984, Beowulf (Seamus Haney), Motorcycle Diaries, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, Voltaire...