Amor Vincit Omnia
(love conquers all)
Et Nos Cedamus Amori
(let us all yield to it)
Lauren...
High School & Cosmetology graduate.
Daydreamer, sarcastic, outspoken, guarded, spoiled, & realist.
Has mood shifts like a F5 tornado in Oklahoma.
Has been known to curse, drink, & smoke on occassion.
Tends to root more for the villian than the hero.
Favorites? The Peguin, Voldemort, Catwoman, Captain Hook, The Joker, Snape, Sweeney Todd, Jigsaw, & Lucius Malfoy.
I'm a sucker for Batman and The Dude.
Two favorite films:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show & The Big Lebowski.
I basically worship John Waters and his films.
Examples? Hairspray, Cry Baby, Serial Mom, Pink Flamingos,
A Dirty Shame, Polyester, & Female Trouble (to name a few)
WARNING:
If you are easily shocked or offended - do not seek out his work.
I enjoy a good book that involves celebrities indulging in extravagant spending, drug abuse, alcohol, & promiscuity.
I listen to an eclectic range of music & don't comform to one genre.
Guilty pleasures? Bubble gum pop, terrible/catchy rap, country, and all that makes up the 80's & 90's.
I'm a fan of all types of films from horror to musicals
to comedies to sappy chick flicks to skine-max classics.
I also partake in watching alot of good bad TV & infomercials, particularly the kind that involves food or hair products.
I love makeup, ridiculously uncomfortably cute high heels, nail polish, big sunglasses, expensive purses, & my signature DKNY perfume.
I always have my toes polished.
I love my weekly Sunday brunch, shopping, & catching a movie at a $1 theatre afterward.
I love the idea of vampires and like to think they truly exist.
Do not assume that "because I like vampires"
that I enjoyed the Twilight series.
They took away every single thing I love about vampires then ass-raped the vampire legacy single-handedly with
three whiney books & a terrible film series.
I own more cook books than I do novels.
I love to bake. Cookies, cakes, puddings, & anything sweet imaginable.
Because of a combination of growing up in the city, weird personality quirks, and being a victim of too many horror movies & urban legends:
I have phobia of chalk/chalkboards, monsters under the bed/in the closet/in the backseat of the car, closed shower curtains, gas station attendants, & dark deserted roads.
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We swear
often and loudly
to strike a blow for glamour and frivolty
for rock-n-roll
for six-inch heels
for interplanetary intercourse
and for the Transylvanian Way.
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