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hi my name is kalen, but who cares. i'm a hard rocker that likes only the old stuff. i like snowboarding, wakeboarding, and pretty much anything with the word board in it. i like drawing too but only on my free time, i like hating on emos cuz they're so gay, and should stop being depressed and b happy that they r alive. and yes, i have done ur mother(not kidding mofos). football is a disease n which a male has a foot growing from his testicles. i do eat peices of sh*t like u for breakfast, and i enjoy it. the 21st century is rediculous cuz everyone is so perverted and the only thing we can call each other is "gay", just stupid crap. i dont know what this "love" is, but i think it owes me a dollar. steaksauce is the shizzznit. n a war against emos and metalheads, metalheads would win, period. sacrificing cats is so last year, i sacrifice dogs. i hate people that r bringing sexy back. people with A.D.D. r the number one cause of car accidents. if ur jumping off a cliff make sure to enjoy the scenery(miguels joke). oooooh skittles. bow chika bowbow. and to all the child predators that might read my page, if u stalk me i will come knocking on ur door with a shotgun mmmkay, go worship michael jackson or something. no, i do not skateboard, get over it. i like putting new things on this section. i like quoting movies cuz i'm cool like thatz. i think this website is overrated. i think breathing is overrated too. if u dont comment my things when i say to comment my things then i will come after u and dislocate ur face mmmkay, and if u dont like any of the things that i just said n the above statement, well then u can just suck my balls mr.garity (inside joke). i am a sarcastic bastard. canadians r cewl, but i just cant stand them, those damn canadians, they get to say "eh" all the time(i dont get to say eh at all, gosh). paris hilton's song is gay, and she's anorexic. people that can take a joke r the best type of people. i CAN believe it's not butter. i hate girls that try to make u jealous just to get attention. the reason i like led zeppelin so much is cuz they sing about things that actually mean something, unlike "my chains hang low". i think that nobody dies a virgin cuz life screws us all over(stole joke from miguel). tupac is still out there. i am deffinitly not skeptical, n fact i believe n anything if u have the right kind of proof. if u know me personally then god help u if u piss me off. payback IS n fact a bitch. justin timberlake is a fag. i am homophobic(dont ask). i kind of dislike preps, but a few of them r cool(but only a few). holidays r overrated(unless u miss school). tobacco is foul(inside joke). there r mother effin snakes on this mother effin plane!!!(another inside joke) i hate it when people say OMG!!!, its just retarded. i do keeps it real. i hate nick cannon(chappelles show). i cant believe michael jackson molested those kids, i mean he did thriller, i just dont know what happened to him. i am one bad mother f-shut yo mouth. i hate when people post gay bulletins about how i will have "bad relationships for 1,000 years", i wont b alive 4 a thousand years so y do i care. i hate texas and miss montana, but who cares(no offense texans, get back to ur factories that polute Earth). its not that i hate gay people, its just that i strongly dislike them. i dont like playing regular sports like football or anything, just pointless crap, i mean people working n coal mines get payed minimum wage, while people playing a game get payed millions of dollars. instead i like XTREME sports, they're cooler. my friends call me napoleon (dont ask). i like eating decroted peices of crap gosh (inside joke). i also think that cussing has a bad reputation, i mean one change n history could make the word "cat" a cuss word. "go CAT urself u mother CATTER". i think that being opinionated is overrated. i like the word pudding. i think that dances r gay, who wants to b dancing when u can b throwing eggs at the people who r dancing. i like llamas, cuz they're kickass. if u call me gay, ile most likely just say that i'm a lesbian trapped n a man's body. i consider myself "zen", if u dont know what it means then get a dictionary dumass. but enough about me, lets talk about you...not really, but i got ur hopes up didnt i. i'm not a mean person really, i'm just sarcastically, harshly, and logically conceited(thats a big word). i'm not stewpid either, n fact i'm probably smarter then ur stewpid ass. i think that george bush did the right thing by going to Iraq, and anybody who dissaproves of this probably doesnt know anything about politics anyways cuz if he didnt invade we'd all b breathing n radioactive toxics that Al Qaeda would have bombed our country with. i'm not egotistical despite how many times ive used the word "i", n fact i hate egotictical people.i like z's, cuz they sound coolz whenz u sayz themz. i like the chappelles show because it is very very true, n fact i consider it a factual show just like national geographic. x's r cewl too, but not as coolz az z's. i am, in fact, rick james bitch. chuck norris kicks ass no matter what u say. despite how much i hate the government, and my suspicion of the 'man', i take risks upon society. i like eggs. i hate bananas. i think i'm done venting my thoughts upon u peoples, well.... have a nice day bitches
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