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Meghana

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About Me


Disgruntled grad student. Avid traveler. Pseudo-alcoholic. New Orleans-ophile. Total nerd.
You Know You're From New Orleans If...
- Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
- You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads.
- You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils.
- When you give directions you use "lakeside and riverside" not north & south.
- Your ancestors are buried above the ground.
- You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter.
- You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.
- Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.
- You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.
- The smell of crab boil can draw everyone from miles around!
- You know that a sub is really a "po-boy" and you know what it is when they come "dressed".
- Also, if you can fry it, you can eat it on that po-boy sandwich!
- You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.
- You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
- Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
- You leave a parade with footprints on your hands.
- You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together.
- Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
- You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.
- No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.
- Your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity chart, and you don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.
- Your house payment is less than your utility bill.
- You don't show your "pretties" during Mardi Gras.
- You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.
- Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw."
- Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite Saint is a football player.
- You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.
- You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.
- You're walking in the French Quarter with a plastic cup of beer.
- When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.
- You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking about all the other good places you've eaten.
- The bars don't close till 3am (if then sometimes) and you still go on to the "Late Night Spot" to keep the party going!

My Interests

music, dance, travel, ancient Greece, cancer research, Indian jewelry, fabulous shoes

Favorite Quotes:

"You can give a cat a bowl of milk. But if you teach it how to milk a cow, it can get its own bowl!" - Tim, my erudite boyfriend

"Alligators are kinda like dinosaurs. But didn't they say dinosaurs evolved into birds? Maybe that's why alligators taste like chicken." - Tim, my scholarly boyfriend

"It is hard to sit in silence, to watch ones youth wash away. New Orleans is my essence, my soul, my muse, and I can only dream that one day she will recapture her glory." - Harry Connick Jr

"I am the feminine qualities: fame, beauty, perfect speech, memory, intelligence, loyalty, and forgiveness." - Bhagavad Gita 10:34

"Wine is Sunlight held together by Water." - Galileo

"Myth is the secret opening through which the inexhaustible energies of the cosmos pour into human manifestation." - Joseph Campbell

"Having an encounter with a prominent gay porn star is much like having a brush with death; it really makes you think and take stock of what’s important in your life." - Kirk Soodhalter

"You Americans have done so many great things with peanuts!" - MolGen recruit from Israel

"You have nothing better to offer. I want goats." - Tim, my 3rd world boyfriend, on how my PhD doesn't mean I don't need a dowry

"A sport without black people ain't a sport. That's just a game! That's like me saying, 'Ooh, I got the highest SAT in the whole world, but no Asians took the test.'" - Chris Rock on Babe Ruth's record in pre-integrated baseball, courtesy of Mary

"Anybody who wants to make a revolution shouldn't grab a gun. Just go and start working, like we do, to change the world by using science and technology." - Stanford R. Ovshinksy, Energy Conversion Devices, Inc.

"I know I'm brown. But I'm from India. I'm tech support/cardiologist brown (shoutout). Not dishwasher/Los Angeles parking attendant brown. And I say that with no disrespect." - Aasif Mandvi, The Daily Show, about the new immigration bill

"Turned on by math and accepting a challenge to determine the dimensions of Dante's Inferno, [Galileo] deduced that Dante's Lucifer was 2,000 arm-lengths long." - Liza Lentini, Discover magazine

"A people who mean to be their own Governors, must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives." - James Madison, about citizens of a democracy

MK: I hope we're not that couple that has separate things in the fridge! Even if you won't eat my ice cream and chips, I'm willing to share, so I don't need M stickers. What would you put T stickers on?
TH: Hmm, there's nothing I want to hoard that much that I wouldn't be willing to share. I guess the only thing I would put a T sticker on is you!

"Truth is by nature self-evident, as soon as you remove the cobwebs of ignorance that surround it, it shines clear." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow- mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime." - Mark Twain

"You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies, that is why you must sing, and dance, and write poems, and suffer, and understand, for all that is life." - Krishnamurti

I'd like to meet:

The magical God of research that will make all my experiments work so I can graduate ASAP.

Music:

all kinds, pop (Britney), hip-hop (Dirrty South), jazz (Jeremy Davenport, Rebirth Brass Band, Michael Buble), rock (Incubus), eighties (Phil Collins), Indian classical, etc etc

Movies:

You Got Served and Emma make me happy any time!

Television:

Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Friends reruns, Engineering an Empire, So You Think You Can Dance, Entourage, the Daily Show (Jon Stewart=sexy), Phil of the Future, Lizzie McGuire, Arthur, History Channel specials, Passport to Europe

Books:

anything by Jane Austen, especially Persuasion

Heroes:

Alexander the Great, Archimedes, Galileo

My Blog

Where I've Been... and Where I Need to Go!

Courtesy of Leila, I've been playing on World66.  It's been loads of fun, and it's made me think of all the trips I have yet to plan and take!  The red states/countries are where I've alread...
Posted by Meghana on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

Merry Christmas!

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Posted by Meghana on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

There's just not enough ethnic people on this stupid site, Part 2

These people are out of their minds.  Again, roll over each picture.  If the best they have is me looking like an old black man, they're idiots. ...
Posted by Meghana on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:46:00 PST

There's just not enough ethnic people on this stupid site

This is ridiculous.  I look like none of these people!  Roll your mouse over each picture to see what I had to say about looking like each one.  At least Jessica Biel is usually hot.&nb...
Posted by Meghana on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

New Orleans needs the Saints

By Michael Smith, ESPN.comNEW ORLEANS -- My grandfather wasn't just a Baptist minister but a church pastor here for most of his life. Which means he could talk for a while. Grandpa never was one to ch...
Posted by Meghana on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST

All those super-fun quizzes from my profile

You Have a Phlegmatic TemperamentMild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and ...
Posted by Meghana on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST

Have you ever been to New Orleans?

Last night a bunch of us went to this hole in the wall Cajun restaurant in Kentucky that we took forever finding -- but it was a goldmine once we got there.  Abita Amber, blackened chicken, oyste...
Posted by Meghana on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

I get bored at the lab a lot.

Spice it UpLast thing you burned while cooking? I was shallow frying and some hot oil popped out onto my armDescribe yourself in 3 words? traveler, talkative, ambitiousHow long does it take you to get...
Posted by Meghana on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:46:00 PST