HOUSTON TEXAS STAND UP!! UR a TRUE HOUSTON TEXAN if.... -You know it's CHALIE, not CHARLIE Boy -You begin & end convos with "Awwready" -You resent the fact that people assume all we do is ride horses and wear cowboy boots -When you hear "syrup" you automatically think of the drink; not the condiment -You call people unrelated to you "kinfolk" You can finish the lines: "What's the ___ deal"/ "Man hold___"/ "Got too much ____ in my ____ " -Being "throwed" isn't a predicament; its a state of mind -You fucks with dat jack in the crack! -A 102 degree day is normal -You know AT LEAST 15 people at Prairie View -You think the way people from NYtalk is "funny" -Wearing Timbz is optional, not a way of life -you own ATLEAST one pair of reebok classikz -You know Hwy. 59 and I-30 can get you ANYWHERE -You were sad when Paul Wall and Chamillionaire started beefin -You know the truth: Mike Jones SUCKS! -Jungle Juice is your shit! -You can't understand why everyone else in the world is so HOSTILE and IN SUCH A HURRY we ride slow -You know the meaning of : bopper swanger(s) slab cakin and being throwed DOMINOES is just as much apart of the family reunion as the family -You have never said "YOU ALL" in your life -You have a porch, not a stoop -You love Cadillacs; its in your blood -You miss the REAL F*ck Actions