the guy who will soft-rock your world
the guy with extreme limbo powers
the guy that still believes in santa*
the guy who loves getting mail (similar to steve, old people)
the guy with a knack for awkwardity
the guy whose initials coincide with his hobby
the guy your mom didn't warn you about
the guy you call if you can't reach the top shelf
the guy who never finds the golden ticket
the guy who always found velma hotter than daphne
my favorite pasta sauce is alfredo
*i've seen him in person. in fact, i sat on his lap.
