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Dack

'It will be a sad day in my life when I don't get exited when pizza coupons come in the mail' John M

About Me

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm....
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My Interests

I love anything that involves a nine iron, a water buffalo, and a 94' honda civic.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a smile on their face..

Music:

TWO GALLANTS, P-groove, Keller, Umphrey's, moe., BLink, beastie boys, Basically anything with a good beat and oh ya the guy on the corner of market street with the keyboard

Movies:

The Last Dragon (Bruce Lee-roy); Billy Madison, Super Troopers, Endless Summer I and II, Ali-G, and the Killer Clowns from Outerspace

Television:

killed my imagination but I like to soak in a few hours of Scrubs a day

Books:

Why read when the televsion works just fine

Heroes:

Dylan Thomas I got my look at
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