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About Me

Let's ponder this for a moment... I made my family proud by graduating in 2002 with a Marketing Communications degree from Mizzou. Since then, I've pretty much been coasting. I spent two years pretending to work on a couple of cruise ships. In the beginning it was the hardest thing I've ever done, but I got a cushy job as a butler because the concierge thought I looked good in pleated striped pants and I let him call me "Nuggets." The best thing I can take from the cruise ship is the knowledge that you can bullshit your way into or out of anything with a little effort. That's why, when I realized I can live on land, without curfews, and make more money whilst working less, I jumped ship and moved to Las Vegas. There ain't a town been built that will seperate tourists from thier money faster, and send them away with a smile on thier face. I decided to go with the Palms Casino Resort and haven't looked back. I guess it's known to some as "That place where they filmed the Real World." Yeah, true, and you can party in that cramped slice of reality TV history for only $10,000 a night. Don't know why you'd want to, though.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody in the hospitality industry. In this town, it's not about who you know...it's about who knows you.Besides that, anyone who's cool, funny, cute or sexy IN REAL LIFE...not while hiding behind a computer screen...sometimes there's a world of difference...

My Blog

Did I wake you up?

Found this on my windshield today:Would you please stop using you're horn to lock you're car late at night. It beeps the horn and wakes us up. &nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:29:00 GMT

The Queen Anne Division

Because of a hairy bastard from Chicago, a drunk bastard from Minnieapolis, and a bobble-head bastard from Phoenix who lived in San Francisco when he was ten, I care more about the National Football C...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:59:00 GMT

JP07 Update

1 - Not going well. In fact, I've developed an inverse relationship with anything involving weights. 1a - See #1. 1b - I'm considerably more pigmented than current photos would suggest. Anthro 1 tells...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:22:00 GMT

JP07

Enough is enough. 2006 has been a good year for me. I left a great position at a crap company (Norwegian Cruise Lines: AMERICA!) and got an even better job at a great company in an excitin...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:06:00 GMT

You know who's really nice? Hookers.

Really, have you ever met a nicer person than a hooker trying to Hustle & Flow? You really can't put strippers into this catagory, because they know when you're just window shopping.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:32:00 GMT

Strange days (and nights)

Working at the Palms tends to desensitize me to some of the more extreme aspects of Las Vegas life. Strippers, drunks, celebrities, druggies, hookers, whores, fights; I've seen everything. ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:10:00 GMT