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I'm a horrible speller. The sound of snoring comforts me. I love interesting noses. I have an over active imagination. Sometimes I laugh when I should cry. I know the right thing to do....but I don't always do it. I always forgive, but I never forget. I ride horses and motorcycles - but I own neither. I play way too many video games. I have an unhealthy book obsession. I can't sing....no, really, I can't. I want to learn how to fix cars. Food is one of my favorite things. I took a hip-hop dance class...it was sheer, physical comedy that even both The Stooges, and the Marx Brothers would envy. Some people call me abrasive, some call me sarcastic...guess it depends how sensitive you are. Some people have actually mistaken my humor for wit. I bought tickets to your gun show, and sometimes I like to sleep in the afternoon......there's more, but I'm a slow typist.......