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About Me


I'm more active on Facebook now because I'm tired of all the spam and bullshit on myspace. Hear that, Tom? 1.) I'm NOT your friend, and 2.) Fix the spam. Hit me up on facebook if you have a choice. If not, I log on here every so often. It's bad when myspace isn't even safe to check at work any more. Anyway, I digress... I am 26 years old. I am recently engaged to the most beautiful and kind person I've ever met. Katie is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. I graduated from Baylor University with a degree in Political Science. I worked at Home Depot for 2 and a half years, where I was the Paint Department Head. I started off as a Tier One Portables Agent, went to the iPhone Help Desk, and now I work as an Enterprise Server Support agent. When your IT person can't fix the server, they contact me. Too bad I missed the days where the big Jolly Roger was displayed at the Apple HQ and people walked around with patches on their eyes pretending to be pirates.

My Interests

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CHUCK NORRIS



When God said "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

My Blog

We've set a date

Katie and I set a date!  January 1, 2009.  That's exactly 4 years after we met.
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 23:52:00 GMT

I'm engaged!

I asked Katie to marry me last week, and she said yes!  
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:56:00 GMT

The End of an Era

Well, I made it. Sunday the 8th was the last day of work at Home Depot for me. When I look back on it, I gained a lot of experience and maturity. Heck, I started out as a part time cashier making p...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:52:00 GMT

Apple

Well, I am into Day 4 of my 25 days of Apple training classes.  M-F 8-5.  Can't beat that schedule.  I am enjoying it very much.  Today we got to take part of some live calls,...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:48:00 GMT