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About Me


if you want to know something ask me...i'm not one for talking about myself. i'm interesting enough to amuse myself and a few others so i cant be that bad, i love my brothers and not much else, if your nice to me i'll be nice to you thats the way this works...i could eat cheese and onion flavour walkers for about 6 months and still want more...i'm addicted...i like stuff...especially wierd stuff, i believe the world will end on december 23 2012 (20+(1+2)=23) i think random crap like the number 23 "conspiracy" are funny as hell...i know 9/11 was a white flag operation designed to justify a war and instill fear in an entire nation if not the world, i think the central banking system is both pointless and wrong, i'd like to be the prime minister one day, i think prison sentances should be served out in the army with battle royale style collars(penal legion FTW) i hate not having money but i love to spend it, when i have it i do pretty much everything on impulse...i'm very impulsive...i like sex, i make no guarantees that i'm any good at it but thats your problem not mine...i am now fed up...ask if you care or want more...i couldnt care less...oh...apathy is my greatest feature!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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i would like to meet...the dali llama...elvis....bob marley....your mum....the inventer of hash browns...barry white....the man who invented fire....the man who discovered you can smoke pot....the dude who invented tequila (it makes me happy)...lui kang from mortal kombat....jean claude van damme....jason voorhees....your mum....that old woman that swallowed a fly....to see if she really did die...aaaaaand....old macdonnald...cuz i dont think he even has a farm...let alone all that shit on it!!!MOVE ALL HTML CODES (IMAGES/WIDGETS/SLIDESHOWS/VIDEOS) BELOW THIS CODEfoamy

adopt your own virtual pet! everyone this is twat the cat...twat this is everyone...now play nice

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MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.
What's your malfunction?



once.....twice....THREE TIMES YOUR MOTHER!!!

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Flamethrower
Your Favorite Target: Punks
Your Kill Count: 1,974,589,345
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 32
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $226,645,203,746,028
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 96%

My Blog

hmmz...same old same old...

hello blog...its been a while...not that you care your an innanimate construct of the internet, merely a facade, a fad, a false screen with which people, like myself, can voice inner most feelings to ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 22:56:00 GMT

lookylikies

lol...sweet lady irony rears her ugly head...jared leto? you cannot be schnerious... 
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:09:00 GMT

are you lonely?...yup

have you spent half your life in bars persuing sins of the flesh?...this guys good are you sitting naked in a bean chair eating cheetos?...*whimper* yessir do you have the urge to stand up and send me...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:01:00 GMT

9/11 de-mythified

"I'm not in any way questioning your right to complain about the actions of our government. I'm merely saying it is wrong, blasphemous and sinful for you to suggest, imply or help other people come to...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:42:00 GMT

pro smoking

yes i am a smoker! yes i am aware that i am at a higher risk of cancer and other such nasties, altho statistically speaking more people die from STDs then they do of smoking. no sex ban though. oh and...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:09:00 GMT

okay...twats

so yet another band attempts to add me to their friends list...i'm fairly open to new music so long as its something i'll like...but most of the bands are..well...shit...i'm an angry man who likes met...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:19:00 GMT

a thought for today

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:53:00 GMT

never say die

FUCK YOU!!!   that is all
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:04:00 GMT

note to diary

JACKPOT!!! all right!
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:56:00 GMT

to continue my hatred

i'd like to take you back to the beginning now...not the beginning of the world but the beginning of hate, opression and greed. in the beginning there were polytheist religeons, they worshiped more th...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:16:00 GMT