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Sir Sidney Roughdiamond

Hysteria, when you're near...

About Me


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Hiya, I'm Mike, I'm 25 and from Leeds, though I did my law degree in Preston currently live in Manchester and work in Bolton, where I'm a Personnel Manager for Sir Kenneth Morrison CBE and spend my days spinning in my chair and working out ever more imaginitive ways to make my tie-knot wider. I'm into music, playing it, making it and listening to it. In my spare time I play guitar, bass and the drums. I'm the drummer in a band called "The Spivs", check us out we are on my friends list and are well worth a listen even if I do say so myself. We also keep the site updated with daft blogs containing amusing anecdotes about our many adventures, so the page is worth a read even if you don't like our music. I like getting beered up, rocking out (got to rock out at least once a day, I hate to think what the build up of excess rock will do to your insides), driving The Mighty Laguna... and loads of other things, some of which are listed elsewhere on here.
I never really know what to say on these things so if you want to know more add me to msn on [email protected]
........................................FRIENDS MY FRIENDS AND OTHER PEOPLE I LIKEHere are some of my friends and assorted others who rock. As a great man said: we are the real life Goonies. As an even greater one said: we are except we don't have a really inventive chinese kid. As I say: But we do have a fat kid that makes himself look stupid all the time. The rest I leave to you.In kind of backwards alphabetically yet no particular order....NIC SPIV JIM SPIV TIMMY RYAN PICKLES RAZ PHIL NEIL MEDIUM MIKE NITA LAURA (MY SISTER). SHIFTING A WARDROBE. AS YOU DO. JOHN JACKO EVA DEAN DAVE BIG GEOFF COOPER AND MISSUS BIG FUCKING MIKE BEEDY AIDAN

My Interests

THINGS I LOVE = A nice loose hi-hat, Monkey facing, Leeds (and to a slightly lesser extent Manchester too...which you would think to be a contradiction. But you can fuck off), Golf, snooker, boxing, Ultimate Fighting Championship (next best thing to bare-knuckle), fighting arts in general, Drunken Baker, driving the mighty laguna, keeping fit and working out, pub-quizzes, music, all kinds. Listening to it, writing it and playing it on my guitar, bass and drums, I'm also doing a lot of sitting these days. Gotta love a good sit down. I would like to say I like writing and I like photography too, but everyone on Myspace says that don't they, when in fact they are just some cunt with a camera and a pen. So I will just say I like taking pictures.

I'd like to meet:

Roy Chubby Brown, Terry Wogan. Anyone in my 'Heroes' section, anyone who can spin a yarn, anyone with something to offer.

Music:

First of all I need to mention a band who are quite simply the finest on the planet at this moment in time, and who are also, coincedentally, my own band. They are The Spivs and will soon be rocking small venues and working men's clubs near you. Check them out. AC-DC, Anthrax,Bad Manners, Beastie Boys, The Beat, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blondie, David Bowie, JJ Cale, Johnny Cash, Cheap Trick, Richard Cheese, Cinderella, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Cliff, Leonard Cohen, Alice Cooper, Cream, The Cult, The Cure, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Desmond Dekker, Ronnie James Dio, Dire Straits, The Distillers, Dokken, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Echo and the Bunnymen, Extreme, Faith No More, Free, Marvin Gaye, Paul Gilbert, Grandmaster Flash, Guns 'n' Roses, Hanoi Rocks, Harem Scarem, Chesney Hawkes, Hayseed Dixie, Jimmy Hendrix, The Hoarse, Iration Steppas, Iron Maiden, Michael Jackson, The Jam, Jane's Addiction, The Kinks, Kiss, Kosheen, Led Zeppelin, Dave Lee Roth, Love, Lynch Mob, The Macc Lads, Madness, Bob Marley, Dean Martin, Megadeth, Metallica, Gary Moore, Motley Crue, Motorhead, New Model Army, Nine-Inch Nails, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Lee "Scratch" Perry, The Pogues, Poison, The Police, Prong, Rainbow, Rammstein, Joe Satriani, Saxon, Scorpions, The Selecter, Frank Sinatra, Sisters of Mercy, Skid Row, Slayer, Sleeper, Snuff, Soundgarden&, The Specials, Regina Spektor, Cat Stevens, Stone Temple Pilots, Stryper, Supersuckers, Terrorvision, Tesla, Thin Lizzy, Trust, Twisted Sister, Ugly Kid Joe, Steve Vai, Van Halen, Stevie Ray Vaughn, WASP, Whitesnake, The Who, Stevie Wonder, Zakk Wylde, Frank Zappa, Zig & Zag, Basically Rock, metal, ska/reggae and blues. But anything really

Movies:

Back to the Future (all of them), Kevin Smith movies, anything with Michael Caine (especially Get Carter, The Ipcress File and the other Harry Palmer films), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Breakfast Club, This Is Spinal Tap&clubs, Memento, Deliverance, The Sting, Uncle Buck, Quadrophenia, Escape to Victory, Kelly's Heroes, The Man With Two Brains, Human Traffic, Smoky and the Bandit, Rocky, Top Gun

Television:

Don't watch much tv really but I like Top Gear, , Diagnosis Murder, The Joy of Painting, The Simpsons, Channel 5 documentaries about assorted freaks and misfits...and thats about it

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegasm, American Psychom The Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy series and anything else by Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, 1984, Animal Farm and most other George Orwell Novels, Some Iain Banks (The Wasp Factory, Complicity etc), books about music and musicians biographies/autobiographies (Dave Lee Roths and Lemmys my favourites so far)

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Dave Lee Roth and anyone in an overblown 80's rock band who lived to excess.

My Blog

Reference for Mr. Aidan Richmond esq.

A short time ago a good friend of mine, Mr. Aidan Richmond, asked me if I would be so kind as to write him a refrerence for a job he applied for. I readily agreed, happy to help my friend persue his c...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:27:00 PST

If we were all just a little bit like Chuck Norris, the world would be a better place

Celebrated martial artist and figure of popular culture ridicule Chuck Norris developed his own style of martial arts. Subsequently he developed a code of honour to live by. I think if we were all jus...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

How to perform the perfect grift

I feel like I'm Robert Redford, Nic is Paul Newman and we've just pulled off the most audacious grift this side of the 1930's. This is how it goes down... First you need a "mark", a person who you wis...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

Wasps: the nazis of the animal kingdom

The other day a wasp flew up my trouser leg and stung me on the knee. Can you believe that?? Oh it gets worse though... I heard vinegar was good for neutralising the sting... So I put vinegar on it......
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:52:00 PST

The Spivs

Why not check out The Spivs myspace page, now with blogs and half a song! The marvellous "The Spivs" myspace page can be found HERE...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST

A random occurence...

I think it's fairly safe to say I had the most random friday night ever. It all started with a website called "formingbands.com" that I am a member of. Basically I have a little profile on there sayin...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:58:00 PST

The last ten days in words, pictures and videos. Mostly words.

Right well I've been meaning to write a blog about last weekend (the weekend before the one just gone I mean) for ages, again for no particular reason other than to give me something to do and as an e...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST

Fill it in!

YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

Mike-rider!

Watch this with the sound up. Me riding for the first time. Enjoy. .. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:27:00 PST

Today I knocked down a small child

So today I knocked down a small child of about three. Well, ok, when I say knocked down, the little turd actually ran into me. I was driving along, merrily minding my own business, and before John cou...
Posted by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST