What would you like to know? Ask it. I'm not shy. Be aware, I may decide what you ask is not going to get answered: that's the risk you take by being ballsy.
My personal mottoes:
1) "I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?"
2) "You gotta shuck a lotta shitty oysters to get enough pearls to make a necklace."
I'm kinda... Well. All over the place, really. Art nerd, corporate whore, dancer, critter companion, optimist, misanthrope, punk, loyal friend, web-head, bitch, type-A slacker, cuddly smut peddler, football fan, coic dork by proxie, hippie, theatre geek, workaholic, proud slut, and dedicated Daddy's girl... These are some of the words I choose to describe myself these days - like all of us, I want to believe I am a unique and special snowflake, but unlike some folks, I realise I'm not all that unusual.
I stay stupid busy, being all of those people - but I kinda love it, for the most part. I am very rarely bored :P
It's the worst Southern accent in the history of awful Southern accents... by me, an actual Southerner! (it's an xPeeps parody of a popular dating site. Can you guess which one?) Full-length version is here:
Want more? That's kinda tough, then. I don't update this all that often, and I have other places that fill that need. If you're that interested in reading my brain droppings, email me and we'll see. This, however, is just a place where I can email ppl sometimes that I don't keep up with in other ways.
