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About Me

If I could love gummy bears anymore than I already do, then I probably would. I don't really enjoy the small things right now, I like big things....like the sun, the moon, my bike, the dogs I live next door to, vacation, etc. I don't like insects or dust or bacteria, or infections either for that matter (not that I have any, they are just on my hate list).

What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
You Should Be A Cancer
What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous
What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand
In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection
In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support
Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure
Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood
You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese What Sign Should You Be?

My Interests

I like walking in an aligned position, mac n cheez, dogs, my wheelchair, kites, my bike, swimming, craftiness, boobles, and your mom.

I'd like to meet:

all the people I have yet to meet.

Music:

ALL sorts.....harry belafonte, connick jr., williams the 3rd, but not a Harry a Hank, Gwen, Snoop, JT, Otis, Creedence, etc.

Movies:

I guess I can say that I do love the Gremlins (both of them), Fight Club, Goonies, Kung Fu Hustle (I watched it 2 times before I realized I was reading subtitles), Sin City, and bunches more!

Television:

nothing imparticular.....just the stuff I can forget what I watched later

Books:

I like Chuck Pahlunuik and Dave Eggers, those are my faves

Heroes:

Slimy kira, grotesque Katrinia, scary Aran, Crack Linzar, Bob of Hopefulness & Evil Doubt, Spread the cheese flap jacksonator, etc......you know who you possibly might be!

My Blog

real conversations

(note: these actors are fictitious. If they had been real I probably would not have been talking to them) So I am on the phone with, let's just say, Lin-zar, and, let's just pretend, Man J...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:23:00 PST

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!

APPARENTLY, it's a snow day. TODAY! I can't friggin believe it. It's not even October. This is bullshit. Maybe I'm pink and dreaming? Yeah thats it......I am SO tot...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:44:00 PST

damnit

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Posted by Dirty McNealon on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:23:00 PST

I had this crazy thing happen on the way to the looney bin

SO, I was sleeping, minding my own business... well I had this dream that I was at work, but it was run down and really creepy, but not scary. This guy I work with, Dan, came up to me and told m...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:16:00 PST

i’m telling you.....this is the way I want to such as answer ALL my such as questions

this chick is my new favorite!!!! ur mom is my second favorite, and ur sister is just a big sloppy whoreCheck out this video: Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question Add to...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

Man Job, this is SO much better than rain that is chocolate!

Check out this video: Gummy Bear Dance 2 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST

Better Late than Never

SO....I was walking my ass up this little hill to go shoppping at the amazing outdoor reno malls when I get stopped by this mom. She tells me that her little girl (4 or 5) is telling her "that l...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:01:00 PST

Could it Be

COULD this be it.....AGAIN! I mean , ok, well let me start from not the beginning, but close. The last week or so I have been feeling like I should be puking all over the place. I just feel puke...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:25:00 PST

Oh what a feeling

I never can describe the happiness that overcomes my entire being when I have that BurningMan ticket in my hand. It is an overjoyed amazement. I am SO happy, and I always let out a little ...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Three o' clock blues, at 2

I KNOW this falls under romance, let me just tell you, BOB really knows how to sweep a girl of his feet (Not u Bob, the other Bob) So at 2 am this morning I had just taken a run and a leap, and jumped...
Posted by Dirty McNealon on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST