The truth about skinny |
Last night I let a good friend cry incoherently on my shoulder while she admitted she'd had an eating disorder for over 7 years. It was something I had heard so many times from other friends that I'd... Posted by Flo on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:33:00 PST |
Close enough to see the scratches on his wedding band. <3 |
Three tickets to the Brad Paisley concert -- $202Premium tank of gas for Jess' adorable blue BMW -- $60Two Coronas and a large coke -- $20 Getting picked out of thousands to stand next to the stage --... Posted by Flo on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Accidents are inevitable. |
Brian and I were driving on eastbound I-80 when a car hooked left across 3 lanes and jumped the median. All I could see were tires. In a sickeningly slow-moving daze the car went vertical, smoke and c... Posted by Flo on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST |
Okay, so I'm a little boring :) |
College was a big messy chaotic experience. If I were to summarize it abstractly, college would be: parking tickets, cheap alcohol, my eternally unmade bed, flakiness, an unrelenting sense of panic, ... Posted by Flo on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST |
One of my favorite poems, ever. |
It doesnt interest me what you do for a living.I want to know what you ache for,And if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.It doesnt interest me how old you are.I want to know if you wil... Posted by Flo on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:23:00 PST |
...but still like air, I'll rise. |
I'm always tired, and people often wonder why. Allow me to share a sample of my average day with you lovely folks. I wake up at 3:40 a.m. to wash my face, brush my teeth, pull my hair back in a ponyt... Posted by Flo on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:15:00 PST |
We're kind of a big deal. =) |
[X]press earns top online college journalism honor December 16, 2005 For the second consecutive year, the Golden Gate [X]press Online received th... Posted by Flo on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:56:00 PST |
Worst wrong number call EVER. |
This is is in no way fabricated or exaggerated, Shannon witnessed the conversation herself.Flo: Hello?Guy: Ey is Junior there?Flo: Huh? Judy?Guy: Naw naw, JUNIOR.Flo: Oh dude I'm sorry you have the wr... Posted by Flo on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:27:00 PST |
And then he was like, "what it do, mama?" |
It's puzzling, the amount of unwanted messages I receive on this website. The guys range from polite and pathetic to disturbing and attention-starved. My profile picture doesn't feature me in a bikini... Posted by Flo on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 07:53:00 PST |
BudLight salutes Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper |
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look fe... Posted by Flo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |