new year new about me
i am an enigma
i am a contradiction
i am very sarcastic, honest
i love a challenge
i am too laid back for my own good, dont mistake it for stupidity, ignorance or naivety
i do not take kindly to fuckwitts
pink is my favourite and my best
possibly one of the clumsiest people
your mum
yorkshire and proud
i love boobs
i would be lost without my ipod
i find tidying up utterly boring so my room is usually an organised mess, ask sarah
i like to dye my hair, a lot
i smoke too much
i love jack daniels and sailor jerrys
i love pie
tomato ketchup has ruined my teeth
i love pretty shoes that hurt my feet
i take advantage of any excuse to get dressed up
fancy dress rules
zombie themed fancy dress is better
peas, rice, nuts, coffee and spicey food ming
i have an unhealthy obsession with boys with beards, tattoos, piercings and a black floppy fringe :/
i am very bad at being on time
knowledge is power
karma is a fucker but sorts every1 out in the end
i enjoy meeting new people
i am an absolute twat when intoxicated
bed is my favourite place
bed with a pretty boy is even beter
LOUD NOISES
short attention span
i have been known to drink gravy
trains and coaches are fun
planes and boats are not
snow makes everything look pretty, even doncaster
pollen and cat hair are the work of the devil
my friends are the shit
you win some, you loose some
the return of the wispa was the best thing to happen to chocolate this year, now bring back the spira
i have occasional mental episodes, usually brought on by fuckwits
the only exercise i get is dancing and sex, i have never been to a gym
very easily amused by really stupid things
i like to talk bullshit
but i am good at listening and giving advice.
i like stupid sayings
peoples accents amuse me
i love getting sweaty at gigs
i hate gettin other peoples sweat on me
i am baaaad at hangovers
i am pretty good at making things, like clothes and bags
i occasionally read the dictionary, i find words fun
i like being scared, by films or books etc not really people
i am easily persuaded to be naughty
people watchin is one of the best wastes of time
i love the world and the beauty that fills it
but i am astounded at how much uglyness it contains
stupid people annoy me
common sense is not too much to ask
obese people offend me
obese children upset me
dont tell me to snort something, i find it hard to say no, especially if its random
very openminded
i like to sit on the metaphorical fence and see both sides to an argument
unless im envolved in the argumant, then i am right, always
yeah
yeah!!
YEAH
YEAH!!!!
