Too dang funny! |
Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send y...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:14:00 GMT |
Different Ways of Looking at Things..... |
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
(or the uncertainty of the English language)
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:47:00 GMT |
Love is.... |
Love... a small word for such a complex emotion.There is no simple explanation for it, because love is made up of many things. It cannot be measured, because it is a feeling.All of the money in the wo...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:49:00 GMT |
OUCH!!!! |
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard
from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud
scream reverbe...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:43:00 GMT |
hmm interesting concept... |
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer andwatching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came overand shouted at me,&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:06:00 GMT |
Friends vs. Biker Friends |
FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER F...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:44:00 GMT |
Redneck Pick Up Lines |
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd l...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:41:00 GMT |
