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Sam

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I don't know shit about all that...

My Interests

Reading, writing, running, eating, cafe's and quiet bars. laughing, comedy, Judy Dench, personality disorders,

I'd like to meet:

Molly Shannon, Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Oprah, Thich Nhat Hanh, You. I want to meet you.

Music:

Ike and Tina, White Stripes, Spoon, Dolly Parton, Postal Service, Showtunes, Dixie Chicks, Aretha Franklin, Annie Lennox, B52's, Stephen Sondheim,

Movies:

The Color Purple, The Jerk, Silence of the Lambs, The Exorcist, The Ten Commandments, Mommy Dearest, The Never Ending Story, Harry Potter, Misery, Documentary Films, Home movies

Television:

Strangers with Candy, The Office, Six Feet Under, I like shows on TLC and The History Channel. 101 things removed from the human body.

Books:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, Fountain Head, Witching Hour, The Color Purple, The Worlds Greatest Miracle, Sedaris, King, The Liars Club, The Interpretor of Maladies, Short stories by Russians...I like reading more than people and food.

Heroes:

My dead gay son

My Blog

Fat Ass

I was posting a blog on blogspot based on an overweight forty year old on the upper east side who was determined to loose weight and get fit. I stopped writing it because it offended a few persons of ...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:11:00 PST

Isn't it weird???

That babies with glasses are cute, but babies with hearing aids are sad...
Posted by Sam on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:54:00 PST

All Different Types

One upon a time there was a lovely Korean woman who worked in my office. She loved to say the word fuck, and loved to abuse people with personalities that were weaker than that of her own. Many days...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dreaming of You

I've been dreaming a lot lately. Candid, vivid, crazy dreams. Two nights ago I had a dream that my sister and I were pulling out my teeth. Newer better teeth were underneath, and my teeth that I was r...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't know what that means!

Last night I was in attendance at a sort of thank you party to the customers and staff of a very cute, very fruity salon in the heart on NYCs Chelsea. It was an okay time&Drank enough champagne cockt...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fun Facts

Fun Facts About MeMy grandfather had a condition that made his skin scale off his body thirty times faster than the average human being.My nostrils are very small.I suffer from a horrible self ...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The many faces of ....

Sometimes, when all is lost and one cant seem to get out of bed in the morning, it is a great idea to identify with some characters from history, books, movies, and even adult erotic stories. This mo...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll show you a few things...

A very small part of my job entails giving tours to prospective students. Usually this is done by established students, but when no one is available I'm the fall guy. Today I was informed that I was g...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the...

Early this morning I was on the subway and this fella (a beggar person) was on his knees asking for donations. I was just about to reach into my wallet and hand him a buck when he said the strangest t...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just don't say it...

We have all had this happen. Someone in our lives who we admire, fear, or respect tells us something about them self that we really didnt want to know. Something intimate. Something uncomfortable. ...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST