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Layout by CoolChaser About Me. Hi. I'm Jess. I'm 16. Live in Milton Keynes England. attend Stantonbury Campus and Have a desire to be on the Westend Stage. I'm smart, I know that much, and a bit cynical at times. I'm stubborn and strong willed and unbelievably annoying. dont like it. Deal.I'm a wee bit of a theatre junkie. That and I love to read. oh yes and not forgetting I'm a singer, actor and dancer(last one not so much) I have a classical Saprano voice, I can hit a top G. But my heart lies in the theatre, I couldn't live without performing. I don't show off, even though I know I can, and quite frankly I don't give two craps if people don't like me because I have talent. Don't like me, Your problem.I don't Drink a whole lot. I don't Smoke or do Drugs. I think that stuff like that is stupid, I don't care if others do it, just because I don't doesn't mean anything other than I don't like to do it myself.mostly I'm nice and don't have many conflicts with those around me (unless they piss me off. yes you guessed right I have a VERY short temper) but... I'm a Great listener and although I'm not a know-it-all, I do... Know it all. =P (serious I know everything EVERYONE confides in me).In a way I'm a weird mixture of Elphaba(from Wicked), Bella(from Twilight) and Bridget Jones. I'm a loner, and have strong feelings on many things. I'm clumsy beyond belief, as well as being quite the pessimist. and well who doesnt relate to the craziness that is Bridget Jones?I'm absolutely in love with the Twilight and Wicked books, and am unashamed to say that I fancy the pants off of Jasper, Edward and Fiyero. xPApparently in our little group of wannabe Cullen's I'm Jasper.I get to fuck with peoples minds... so its all good.<> some random stuff. The Theatre. My Fave shows are: Wicked, We Will Rock You, RENT, Les Miserables, Aida, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour dream coat, Sweeney Todd, Mamma Mia, Saturday Night Fever, Miss Saigon, Avenue Q, Spamalot.Roles I wish to persue are: Elphaba - Wicked(MY GOAL IN LIFE) Fantine - Les Miserables. Meatloaf - WWRY Maureen - RENT Amneris - AIDA Narrator - Joseph Mrs Lovett - Sweeney Todd Ellen - Miss Saigon Nancy - Oliver Rizzo - Greasethats us being losers on activites days :p

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I'd like to meet:

Real: Stephenie Meyer, Robert Pattinson, Jackson Rathbone, Dekota Fanning, PAUL O'GRADY, Paramore, Idina Menzel, Adam Garcia, Kristen Stewart, Susan Sarandon, Helen Dallimore, Cassidy Janson, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Alan Carr...Fictional: Edward Cullen(Twilight). Alice Cullen(Twilight). Isabella Swan-Cullen(Twilight). Emmett Cullen!(Twilight). Jasper Hale(Twilight). CEDRIC DIGGORY (Harry Potter). Fiyero Tigelaar(Wicked). Elphaba Thropp(Wicked). Boq(Wicked). Bridget Jones(Bridget Jones). Mark Cohen(RENT). Maureen Johnson(RENT). Galileo Figaro(WWRY). Scaramouche(WWRY). Meatloaf(WWRY). Fantine(Les Mis). Marius Pontmercy(Les Mis). Eponine Thenardier(Les Mis). Mark Darcy(Bridget Jones). Christian(Moulin Rouge). The Doctor(Doctor Who). Donna Noble(Doctor Who). Cap. Jack Harkness(torchwood). Ianto Jones(torchwood).

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About me - A bit more.

About Me:.... Personal....Full Name: Jessica Eveline Helen Keyser....Nicknames: Jess, Jay/J., Elphie, Jasper, Jas& I have a few names.....DOB: 07/01/93 (7th January 1993)....Height: 5ft6....Eye colour...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:46:00 GMT

Monster Like Me - Twilight oneshot. Edward POV.

This is the next chapter of my serise of One Shots in Edward's POV. when he watches Bella Sleep at various times throughout the saga. I wrote this because the first one was successful and people enjoy...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:54:00 GMT

Never to Dream - for any Twilight fan. - One shot. Edward Pov.

I wrote my first Twilight one shot on Saturday, I am very proud of it, had some awesome feedback, two of which held comments saying this should be placed into the actual book Twilight, or more accurat...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:46:00 GMT

Your Eyes - A Wicked Bookverse drabble. Mature. sexual references

Summary to explain some things: Elphaba notices something about the Boy Liir. Based on the Book 'Wicked: The Life and Times Of The Wicked Witch Of the West' By Gregory Maguire. In the Book, Elphaba(th...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:05:00 GMT

Always - an original insight into Britneys death in WE WILL ROCK YOU, i got an A/A* 4 it =]

I wrote this as course work for English, it goes to somehing like 10 or 5 % of my final grade and i got 24 out of 27 for it, so thats like an A/A* pice of work =] hope you like and plz comment love an...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:27:00 GMT

If I should Go, I wonder Would you follow? - wwry One Shot I wrote!!! =]

If I should go, I wonder would you follow I could just leave you here& Galileo lay sleeping silently, a peaceful smile etched across his handsome face. Scaramouche lay watching him whilst he slept. ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:22:00 GMT

my reveiw of WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!! AMAZING!

let me first say MAGNIFICO! the show was amazing :D the cast: Pop: Jeff ShankleyKhashoggi : Alex MacnamaraGalileo: Ricardo Alfonso - SEX ON LEGSScaramouche: Jenna Lee JamesKiller Queen: Mazz Mu...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:47:00 GMT

Songs from last years activities!!! - BY AYESHA, JESS, XANTHE, IONA AND TOM

the songs..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> A song for IoneAyesha, Xanthe, jess, Steph etc: Jazz has got a scratch upon her...Tom: BOOBY!Ayesha, Xanthe, j...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:25:00 GMT

my we will rock you sequil - Heart breaker - read it please!

We Will Rock You: Heartbreaker. Galileo Figaro lay quietly on the mat trice of the blue van. The van had become sort of a home for him and Scaramouche, his feisty girlfriend. And quite frankly ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:44:00 GMT

omgomgomg!

i think theres a fight going on on mysapce and tis funny the things being said... lol anyhu! omg! im soooo totally loveing charmed at the mo! (wtf i thought this was about a fight?!) no it's not about...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:31:00 GMT