I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to soybeans. Beat that. Jerk.
I fell off the monkey bars one time when I was wee lad and my dad videotaped it. I get kidney stones a lot. At least five six seven eight nine times. Make it stop.
I like me more than I like you.
I've been called:
awesome
liar
jerk
handsome
dumb
nice
retarded
smart
ugly
selfish
insensitive
thoughtful
adequate
Jason
tough
ok
wimpy
assholish
I agree with all of them...except the Jason one. That one was just plain mean.
