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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

There is nothing tastier than a Ritz cracker.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Cosby. David Letterman. Oprah Winfrey. Jens Lekman. Tina Fey. Amy Sedaris. Aaron Sorkin. Thom Yorke. Bill Murray. Marjane Satrapi. Bjork. Alan Moore. Neil Gaiman. Teagan Presley. Jaime Hernandez. Rutu Modan. David Bowie. Ricky Gervais. Al Gore. Jon Stewart. Deepak Chopra. Kristin Bell. Sanjaya.

My Blog

my online comic

look, please.see what i can do
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:24:00 GMT

my ebay

My ebay things.Books, comics, graphic novels, toys, statues, DVDs, CDs... All start at .99. New things added daily.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:20:00 GMT

How to Get Girls

Ok guys well i know sometimes its alittle hard to get that certain chick and while of course girls like when a guy is nice, it usually doesn't get much further than that ever. Just alittle tip guys. G...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:41:00 GMT

network TV - Friday [week 4]

I don't usually care to stay around for TV on Fridays. I remember Urkel on occasion, and it ruins my head for a few hours... The whole, "Did I do thaaat?" ... GOD! FUCKING URKEL!-----8: ABC - "It's th...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 14:26:00 GMT

network TV - Monday week 2 + a short tirade

Lately the appeal of organized religion has mystified me. Why do people need to be told what is right and what is wrong? Helping is right, hurting is wrong. Scaring people with the fear of eternal met...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:10:00 GMT

network TV - Friday week 2

I like to know why people watch what they watch. TV is, and make no mistakes about it, an empty and pointless waste of time, like any/every form of entertainment. Like you, I read (I have), write (sor...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 13:30:00 GMT

network TV - Thursday week 2

Last week tally:CBS: 1 [Has C.S.I. and until all of the franchise goes, 1 a week is generous.]CW: 1ABC: 1.5FOX: 2 [When baseball ends, this'll jump.]NBC: 8. Goddamn, man. 8 shows.Thursday now.8: ABC -...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:12:00 GMT

i'm 26 II

and I've only been to 2 countries.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:22:00 GMT

i'm 26 I

and I've never been to a strip club.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 21:15:00 GMT

rules!!

I was talking to a friend yesterday, and was shocked at howâ� unclever they are. Iâd say a joke quietly, as efficiently as the English language would permit, but any amount of preparation that wen...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 13:59:00 GMT