jonni G - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Right, Its pretty much like this ....

- I am Easily Amused. REALLY. Its a blessing i guess.

- I enjoy BMX, Snowboarding, Basketball, Frisbee, Hacki Sack, Chilling out at the beach, Working on cars, BBQs. All the good shit!

- I am pretty damn Tattooed and pierced. No Pain-No Gain

- I love OLD SKOOL FORD and really like OLD SKOOL VW.(its like a 75/25% balance at the mo) I also like bare loads of other cars and all aspects of motorsport, tuning etc. Love that shit.

- I got some hardcore ace friends. Both from real life AND the internet (well lets face it the internet isnt real is it) They are all very different but all enrich my life in one way or another.

- I have ONE (as is custom is in this country) very special lady friend who is pictured below. We like loads of the same shit (cars, music, TV etc) but then Enough different things to keep things quirky, which is the best fucking way is you ask me. I do like to remind her though that i would probably give her up for cars. She knows the score .... "I can have a wank in the back of my car but you cant carry me at 150mph" Fair game!

- I dont drink often (not really my scene) but when i do you will catch me drinking mainly tequila, corona or magners. I cant dance to save my fucking life but i love hitting the pole. To be honest its good exercise isnt it :p

- I work as a case maker. As i cant be bothered to explain what that is, if you care visit www.smithcases.co.uk ... i dont work for the website but i make all that shit. Its shit money but good fucking fun. Its only temporary though cause i need to start making real money.

- Piercings i have include ... Left nipple pierced twice (vertical bar behind horizontal hoop), Right nipple once (18mm long horizontal piercing.Septum. Labret, side lip, Left nostril, right nostril (both 1.6mm), Tongue, Prince Albert!, Belly button (no i am not gay, my girlfriend pierced it as she is a piercer. Horizontal Scafford/industrial bar in left ear. 2x 20mm flesh tunnels.

- Piercings i have lost/taken out ... Nape, 2x Surface piercings horizontal above eyebrows, 3x left eyebrow piercing, 2x right eyebrow piercing, Bridge.

- Tattoos i have... Complete Japanese themed sleeve on right arm (all the way round, all the way up, and all over right side of chest), Ford related neck piece, Terry Pratchett "grim squeaker" on left calf/shin, Lettering on both feet. Star on left side of chest, number 13 behind left ear and on right side of neck, Lawnmower man on pubic region, Horrible tribal thing on left arm :p, skull and crossbones "anniversay piece" on rear left lower leg, Large eagle back piece

- Tattoos i have lost .... NONE! where the fuck would they go? :p

- Anyways. Those of you that already know me know exactly what i'm like. Those who dont ... gutted ;)
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?..

My Interests

Most of my interests are featured in my about me section. But other than all that shit i love - photography (i am qualified and am very much into it, i dont just take the odd band photo)- Home computing (wouldnt be here if not would i)- Documentries on the telly- pretty much whatever is infront of me i can take an interest in..

I'd like to meet:

Not really here to meet anyone in particular. Feel free to hit me up if you have something interesting to say or are into the same shit i am. Its all good :)
I would NOT like to meet any of those irritating charity type people that waltz up to you in the street and try and get you to sign a debit for 30 quid a month to save the fucking Hippo's or any shit like that. I am poor anough as it fucking is trying to keep an old skool ford running cheersMMMMMMMMM SADAKO ;)sheri moon ... GET IN!Kat Von D, yum yum yum yum yummmmmm

Music:

Right across the spectrum, everything from old skool dance, trip hop, Ska punk, metal, emotional hardcore :p, pop, punk, all of it, ALL OF IT!as is the style these days i will give u a few examples...- Basement Jaxx - Capdown - Glassjaw - Tnrice - Justin Timberlake - Phi Life Cypher - THE SHADOW PROJECT - Dallas Green - ALEXISONFIRE - ColdCut etc etc etc

Movies:

Most of the stuff i am into is on the Tartan Asia Extreme Label, films such as Audition, Ring (all 3 of them) Dark Water, Dead or Alive, City of lost souls. I also love stuff like City of God, Battle royale, irreversible, Baise moi. Then on the flip side i love films like Ferris Buellers day off, waynes world, Dazed and confused etc etcgonna add a list of films just for the fun of it- hackers - the lost boys - Peter pan (2004) - the big lebowski - face off - natural born killers - white men cant jump - taxi, taxi 2 - princess blade - bad taste - princess bride - shrek - bloodsport - he loves me he loves me not - little otik - human traffic - fight club - the wicker man - quadrophenia - grease - dirty dancing - mallrats - clerks - happy gilmorei could go on all day

Television:

Well lets see, when browsing the contents of the ol' idiot box, i do so very enjoy the following ....
- The simpsons ... i love it more than anything on TV - Lost, actually hooked - Green wing, if you dont watch it, you're missing out - Aqua teen hunger force ... THE MOON ROCKS - Top gear, duh i'm a petrol head - 2 Pints of Lager and a packet of crisps - Miami Ink, who doesnt watch this? - American Hot rod - Midsummer Murders - Deadliest Catch etc etc etc

Books:

The wasp Factory - Iain Banks,The peculiar memories of Thomas Penman - Bruce Robinson,Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegaut JRScar Tissue - Anthony Keidis

Heroes:

dont have Hero's as such. But people i think are fucking cool are- Justin Timberlake - KT Tunstall - Joss Stone - Pharrell - Mike Bibby - Anthony Keidis - Dave Grohl - Bam Margera - Nate Wessel - Lee Evans

My Blog

Jap Sleeve Updates!

Right, this is where i am gonna post updates of my Japanese sleeve as i get them done, had 3 sittings so far, nearly 5 hours in total, started off with a 2 and a half hour sitting for the koi fish, th...
Posted by jonni G on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

this might seem a little stupid but ....

so, yesterday (sunday 19th march 2006) its 11am and i am lazed on the couch eating special K and watching 2 episodes of baywatch. The sun is kinda shining through the blinds and the living room is nic...
Posted by jonni G on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:07:00 PST

Sad News :(

To most of you, this wont mean sod all, but to the select few people on here who had the pleasure of meeting him .... Dundee Died yesterday :( For those of you who dont know, Dundee was my pet leopard...
Posted by jonni G on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:55:00 PST

wooooo

If you notice this notice, you will notice, this notice, is not worth noticing ..... FACT!
Posted by jonni G on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First ever journal entry

hahaha, you losers tought i had something interesting to say...gutted! i dont have feelings ;p i dont give a shit about stuff. I will never have anything to write in here :p Maybe i might keep this a...
Posted by jonni G on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST