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About Me

I am the kind of guy who gets used to always being right, I have a great relationship with my mom, I have nice shoes, and I can look the maitre de in a high class restraunt square in the eye without flinching. Other then that, I'm funny, smart, attractive and modest. Now I know what you're thinking "My God this guy is arrogant" and that's absolutely true, you're also probably thinking "I'd love to talk to him more" and that's also true, you would love that. But I'm really busy, so please, only the really cool people are allowed to write me. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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My Blog

Real Men Dont Cry

I have a problem -- or at least I seem to. Here it is... I can't seem to establish a meaningful relationship with a woman. This puzzles me because I am very sensitive, caring and tolerant. I verbalize...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:13:00 GMT

scorpion

Two monks were washing their bowls in the river when theynoticed a scorpion that was drowning.  One monk immediatelyscooped it up and set it upon the bank.  In the process he wasstung. ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Monks and Wise Guys

Heave and Hell The old monk sat by the side of the road. With his eyes closed, his legs crossed and his hands folded in his lap, he sat. In deep meditation, he sat. Suddenly his zazen was interr...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:56:00 GMT

Big and Small Government

With elections coming up this year the political debate is becoming more pronounced. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two big parties. Going by traditional standards conservative...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:11:00 GMT

I died alittle on the inside

I was shoe shopping today and I happened to glance at baby shoes... ok maybe I was looking at the baby shoes and picking out the names of my future children like all heterosexual men do... i hope. not...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 18:28:00 GMT

Yes, I am that guy.

So I walked into cricket today because a friend of mine works there and I thought I'd stop in and say hi. As I started talking with my friend her coworker said something to the effect of "I know you! ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 18:24:00 GMT

Golf... almost

I decided to go hit golf balls with one of my favorite people today. Turns out that golf is one of the many things i'm not very good at. I take back all the horrible things i've said about the sport. ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:55:00 GMT

Valentines Day Problems

valentines day - The holiday created for a rise in commercialism in an otherwise dead time for retail. This particular holiday seems very comparable to another, halloween. What halloween is for fear,...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:28:00 GMT

Sayings

So I always hear great quotes and then two days later I forget them, so I think I'll start writing them down on here, and we'll see what becomes of that. Feel free to add your own too. "Hero's live as...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 00:57:00 GMT

"Why is Superman breaking into that house?"

So This morning I found myself woken up by a friend who needed a bit of help. She needed me to go to her house and e-mail her a paper off of her computer, and she needed me to do it as soon as I could...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 13:26:00 GMT