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Jacob

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About Me

Helio Ho's Its Me Jonathan.

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My Interests

1. Friends 2. Family 3. Money 4. Fun Times.

I'd like to meet:

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A-B-C's and more!
1. How Many People have Viewed your Profile??: Enough
A- AREA CODE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW:: 30288
B- BIRTHDAY:: May 31 1988
C- CURRENT CRUSH:: No One
D- FAVORITE N0N ACH. DRINK:: Fruit Punch Kool-Aid
E- EATING CURRENTLY:: Jolly Rancher
F- FAVORITE FOOD:: FISH
G- GO TO FOR ADVICE:: Nobody, But I Need To Find Somebody
H- CURRENT HATRED:: HuH
I- I THINK ABOUT:: Your Death
J- CURRENT JOB:: Emissions Tester
K- ANY KIDS:: No
L- I LOVE:: Myself
M- FAVORITE MOVIE:: Mean Girls
N- YOUR PHONE NUMBER:: Ha Yeah Right Too Many Ho's Play On The Phone
O- OTHERWISE KNOWN AS:: Jay
P- FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE:: Lucky You
Q- A LITTLE QUIRK ABOUT YOURSELF:: I Hit Peaople When I'm Drunk
R- LAST ROAD TRIP:: Um.........Florida
S- DO YOU SMOKE:: Yes......When Its Needed
T- FAVORITE TV SHOW:: Golden Girls
U- COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR:: Black
V- LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS:: Never
W- LAST CALL RECEIVED ON CELL PHONE:: OOOOOO
X- X-RAYS TAKEN:: Um.....Like Maybe 3 Months
Y- YOUR SCREENNAME:: jetfast31
Z- ZODIAC SIGN:: GEMINI
_____Favorite_____
1. Gum:: Juicy Fruit
2. Restaurant:: Mick's
3. Drink:: Strawberry Daquiri
4. Season: Winter
5. Type of weather:: Hot.....People Take Off There CLothes LoL
8. Late-night activity:: Eating
9. Sport:: Tennis
10. Movie:: Mean Girls
11. Store:: GoodWill..........Oh Wait Thats Yours
_______When was the last time you_______
12. Cried:: November
13. Played a sport:: Um......2006
14. Laughed:: When I Had Teeth
15. Kissed someone:: Today
16. Had sex:: WoW.......3 Months Ago
17. Felt depressed:: Today
18. Felt overworked:: Um......Monday
19. Faked sick:: Two Weeks Ago
___What was the last_______
21. Word(s) you said:: Eat It While It's Dry..............Thanks
22. Thing you ate:: Steak And Fries
23. Song you listened to:: Candy
24. Last thing you drank:: Kool - Aid
25. Place you went to:: Work
26. Movie you saw:: Davinci Code
27. Movie you rented:: Davinci Code
_______Who was the last person you_______
28. Hugged:: Antonio
29. Cried over:: Granny
30. Instant messaged:: Um.........Chad
31. Danced with:: Kelly
32. Shared a secret with:: Who Keeps Secrets
33. Slept with:: WoW
34. Fought with:: Um......Whats His Face
35. Went to a movie with:: Jasmine
36. Saw:: Antonio
37. Were angry with:: Danny
38. Can't take your eyes off:: Ha Ha Ha
_______Have you ever_______
39.: Well I Just Want To Say I'm Single
40. Danced in the rain:: No I Mean Hell Naw
41. Kissed someone:: Yes.....Man You Dumb
42. Done drugs:: Yea I Live In America
43. Drank alcohol: Yes And Must Stop
44. Partied 'til the sun came up:: Yes And Love To Do It More Often
45. Had a movie marathon:: No Time For All That
46. Gone too far on a dare:: No How Can You Go To Far
47. Spun around till you got dizzy:: Yes
_______My life_______
48. Name:: Jonathan
49. Age:: 18
50. Gender:: Male
51. Gay:: HuH
52. Nationality:: American
53. Religion:: I Believe In God
54. State or province you live in: Georgia But Moving Soon
_______Play_______
55. I'm feeling:: Smart
56. I'm listening to:: You
57. I'm doing:: Whatever I Want
58. I'm talking to:: You
59. I'm craving:: You
60. I'm hating:: Him And Her
61. I'm dreading:: Your Life
_______Love_______
62. Love is:: Not For Me
63. My first love:: Was Hit By A Bus
64. Love or lust:: Lust Is All I Get
65. Best love song:: Um......Aaliyah Song
66. Best love quote:: I Love You To
67. Possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time: Well Hell I Wouldn't Know
68. When does love hurt:: When You Go To Fast Oh Wait Thats Sex
69. Are you in love:: With Who Myself Yes
_______Opposite/same sex_______
70. Turn ons:: Bald Headed Bitches
71. Turn offs:: What Are Those
72. Do your parent's opinion on your gf/bf matter to you?: No Why
73. hairstyle are you into:: His And Hers
74. What is the sweetest thing a girl/guy can do for you?:: Talk To Me Like I'm A Person And Not A Piece Of Meat
75. where do you go to meet new people?:: Out Of State
76. Are you the type of person to give and ask for numbers?: No I Give Them Kelly Number
_____Picky Picky_______
77. Dog or cat:: I Love Pussy
78. Short or long hair:: Short
79. Sunshine or rain:: Sunshine
80. Hugs or kisses:: Hugs
81. Xbox or ps2:: Wii
83. Cars or motorcycles:: Mini-Vans
84. Coke or Pepsi:: Root Beer
85. House party or club:: My House For The Party
86. Sing or dance:: Dance
87. Freak or slow dance:: Freak Nasty Ho
_______Lately_______
88. How are you today?: I'm Good Shawt Man
89.What pants are you wearing right now'?:: Girbaud
90. What shirt are you wearing right now?:: A Work Sweat Shirt
91. What does your hair look like at the moment:: Short And Nice
92. What song are you listening to right now?:: Some Gospel
93. How is the weather right now?:: Dark
94. Who are you talking to on the phone?:: Kelly Then He Tried Me
95. Last dream you can remember?:: Oh Shit Was So Crazy Bitch Lost The Vagina
------------------Style------------
96. Clothes:: Um....My Own
97. Hair:: What
98. Shoes:: Vans
99. Sweater or Hoodie:: Hoodie
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Music:

Anything That Sends A Message.

Movies:

Anything That Can Make Me Laugh, But Not Cry In Fear.

Television:

Love The Reality Shows.

Books:

I'm Sorry To Say But It's 2007, Who Really Reads. But You Can Read This.

Heroes:

Um................No Heroes Here I Live In The Real World.

My Blog

Hell Yeah These Hoes Hate!

YEA TO THESE DUMB HOES WHO THINK SOMEONE HATIN ON YOU GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF FOR REAL. ITS NOT THAT PEOPLE HATE YOU ITS JUST THEY DON'T LIKE YOUR ASS. BITCH TRUST AIN'T NOBODY WORRIED ABOUT YO ASS...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Gemini

GEMINI>Nice. >Love is one of a kind. >Great listeners >Very Good in bed. >Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the hell out. >Trustworthy. >Always happy. >Loud. >Talkative. >Outgoing >Very fo...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST