Junior Senior's Dynamite |
All you people out there....old and young, boys and girls alike, you need to listen to JUNIOR SENIOR. They are quite possibly the greatest band ever...and allow me to explain why....
First of all, one...
Posted by Shawn on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST |
Click here and unlock the secrets on how to save television's greatest show |
Ladies and gentlemen, well, mainly those who have failed to pay attention to my previous blog, Arrested Development is on the verge of cancellation. Thanks to the ignorance of those "regular" televisi...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:41:00 PST |
Arrested Development |
The time has come, my friends. I thought you'd be able to figure it out by yourselves. Unfortunately, most of you are too stupid to do anything without me force feeding it to you, so here it goes:
WAT...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:43:00 PST |
But wait, there's more! |
Let me present an all too familiar scenario to you, my loyal readers:
You're sitting around on a very boring day/night, and you decide to browse people's my space's (this in no way relates to my life....
Posted by Shawn on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:26:00 PST |
This is stupid |
Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, for a lack of something better to do, I have decided to bring up another topic. I have noticed that girls enjoy posting things about how they really want a great guy tha...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 01:07:00 PST |
Something I've decided to complain about |
Alright, guys and gals, I wasn't going to mention it, but after viewing countless endless pictures of it, I have decided this warning is necessary. Is it just me or is it completely stupid to put a pi...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Thoughts of yours truly at this time of night |
When one looks at the sky they get the feeling of dreaming and the poopsey of another person interacts with their poopsey, poopsey being the very essence or being of that person. When poopsey's intert...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
No Compassion |
In a world
where people have problems
In this world
where decisions are a way of life
Other people's problems they overwhelm my mind
They say compassion is a virtue
But I don't have the
Time
...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
More thoughts about life |
I was standing on a log in the middle of the road to nowhere. I soon began to realize that the log was quite mishapen and it broke and I fell and suddenly I began to dance. Then I asked a random man, ...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why blogs are dumb |
Blog? What's a blog? Is it some form of intelligence seeking love and joy. I believe a blog is simply a noise you make in the bathroom. Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but search deep inside your ...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
