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Charles Michael

Yes, ma'am.

About Me

I like long walks on the beach and spending all my time staring at a computer screen. Could typewriters have been as rewarding?

My Interests

I find pretty much everything interesting. This can annoy people. I'm not sure why.

I'd like to meet:

I need a literary agent with connections in network television. Any literary agents on MySpace?

Music:

Punk rock played with hillbilly instruments!

Movies:

I've just joined NetFlix. I want to watch all the documentaries I can. Does anyone have any suggestions?

Television:

I love television. It raised me, and it still calls me on my birthday: The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live, The Chappell Show, the Daily Show, anything with great comedy writing. Dawson's Creek taught me how people should interact with one another . . . I think that's why no one returns my calls . . . Reality stuff: Survivor, the Amazing Race, Starting Over (until they moved to LA, those bitches), Ambush Makeover (not really, but I have to represent).

My Blog

The perfect mix of funny and disturbing

And it might just be true!
Posted by Charles Michael on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

Could I have your opinion on something?

My one-time employers, Banyan Productions, have taken a bold step into the world of multi-media corporate websites with this.  Would you, dear reader, be so kind as to take a look at it and share...
Posted by Charles Michael on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

Zoe quit her job!

Friends are asked to send notes of congratulations on twenty-dollar bills to: Zoe Fuller 4564 Fleming Street Philadelphia, PA 19128
Posted by Charles Michael on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST

The Arctic Monkeys in Philadelphia!

Hype, hype, hypity-hype.  When we walked in, I heard the door guy say "If I hear one more kid say "Cheers!" I'm going to hit somebody."  It made me wonder if there are any analagous American...
Posted by Charles Michael on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

Silver Jews last night in Philly

It's the Silver Jews, out of the wilderness!   Boy, do I miss the wilderness. But it was a fucking jungle at the "Starland Ballroom" last night.  It was like night of the living hipster...
Posted by Charles Michael on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:22:00 PST

Skating with Celebrities LIES REVEALED

Okay, I haven't actually been watching the show.  Have you?  Probably not.  Then you probably don't know that the show is down to it's final two professional skater/celebrity duos.&nbs...
Posted by Charles Michael on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:23:00 PST

I am going to see Neil Gaiman Tonight!

Can you believe it?  I'm so fucking excited.  He's giving a reading at my ghetto alma matter!  I only have graphic novels, but I'm going to go to a comic book store in a few minutes and...
Posted by Charles Michael on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST

American Idol UPDATE!

Yeah, so I watched it last night, what's it too you? If your too cool for Ryan Seacrest school, then you missed the debut of Paris Bennett.  She is apparently the granddaughter of Ann Nesby, an a...
Posted by Charles Michael on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:32:00 PST

What I had for lunch today, Wednesday 1-4-2006

Happy new year to everyone!  To start off the new year, I'm going to introduce a new segment on my myspace page, which will hopefully consist of enough entries to qualify as a 'segment.'  (T...
Posted by Charles Michael on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:29:00 PST

The slide down the class scale . . .

So, I'm rolling into month three as an unemployed struggling writer.  Money is getting incredibally tight, my savings are nearly gone, and I'm in this catch-22 situation with my unemployment wher...
Posted by Charles Michael on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:38:00 PST