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Matt

Hardcore Dancing Is The Same As Anal Douching

About Me

Yah, so I'm supposed to write something here that will convince you that I am a great guy with an exciting life, but I would rather not waste my time and just tell you that I love music, play guitar(not in the way that is usually said for status) and play hockey.

My Interests

Body Mutilation. I saw a video one time on a forum, it was made by BME videos incase your a sick fuck and wanna see it, and this guy cut open his dick and sac with a scalpel and proceeded to fiddle is bloody balls and dick in his hand. So now I do that alot in my spare time.......

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet your mom. I heard she was sexy, but you know how it is, sometimes gossip is just, so wrong..Most of the time theres some truth to it though, so until that day, I will believe it.

Music:

A Wilhelm Scream, Thrice, The Receiving End of Sirens, Bad Religion, Propagandhi, Adhesive, Silverstein, No Fun At All, Pulley, Bleed the Dream, Strung Out, Funeral For a Friend, Rise Against, Anti-Flag, The Reason, Strike Anywhere, Divit, Pivit, Underoath(to bad they suck shit live), Saosin(too bad they are a studio band), Halifax(also too bad they suck live), Hawthorne Heights, Zero Down, Thought Riot, Lawrence Arms, Finger Eleven, and the greatest band of all time.....BloodHound Gang ............................................................ ............................................................ ............. Susan Aglukark and The Rankin Family

Movies:

Point Break

Television:

Oz, Ali G, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip Tuck...If you don't know any of these shows you either suck or are missing out greatly.

Books:

Reading is for dumb people..........?

Heroes:

Greg Graffin, Noam Chomsky, Martin Luther King Jr// John Petrucci, Teppei Teranishi, Jake Kiley// Steve Yzerman, Owen Nolan, Rico Fata