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Christian

About Me

I'm the nice guy your mother warned you about. No. Seriously. I'm addictive.
Perhaps you don't understand. I really AM addictive. I mean it. If the Surgeon General knew about me, they'd make me get a warning tattooed visibly on my person. No joke. It would be something like:
"WARNING! Hanging out with Christian has been found to be highly habit-forming, bordering on addiction. Enjoy at your own risk."
Okay, obviously you're not taking me seriously. I am like human crack cocaine. One fix and you may find that you can't go through your day without another.
The short version:
I like what I do for a living. It lets me travel to different, usually coastal locales, only to spend the entirety of my waking hours working and longing for the times when I used to have time to relax. But hey, it pays the bills, and it allows me to buy the occasional shot for my friends.
I enjoy the company of good people and good friends. Lots of folks qualify as good people, but few are considered "good friends". I don't mind meeting more groovy people, though. I'm fairly outgoing.
I also enjoy a good live rock show. I wish I was musically inclined so I could get on stage instead of watching a stage. But I'll take what I can get.
I'm a nerd, and I love a good computer game. Even the old Nintendo games. Don't hate.
Beyond that, you'll have to ask for the long version. That usually requires being face to face, so buy me a Captain & Coke and we'll chat.
You are Derrial Book (Shepherd)
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 95%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65%
River (Stowaway) 65%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%
Alliance 60%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 55%
Inara Serra (Companion) 55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 15% Even though you are holy
you have a mysterious past.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, if you're groovy.
Ladies and gentlemen! My mission is complete. I don't have to be the one to dispel Kevin Federline's false sense of entitlement and accomplishment. He did it for me by releasing a CD and trying to schedule a tour!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&a mp;entry_id=10417
Silly K-Fed. Rap is for "gangstas".
I can't explain why, but I found this quite amusing.

My Blog

Hail The Fallen

Rest in peace, Brian Massolini. F#$kin' Brian! This guy was a character. If you weren't at least smiling within about 90 seconds of beginning a conversation with him, you weren't conscious. He wa...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:48:00 GMT

Presidential Character

I felt compelled to repost this. I encourage everyone to read it. I apologize that it is not up for much debate....or at least, I should hope not. Please consider very carefully who you cast your vote...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:29:00 GMT

The Dictionary Definition

What follows is the (urban) dictionary definition of "bros before hoes". I think it's good to remind folks of this from time to time. Your bros have been there long before she was, and we will be ther...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Reflections Upon Aging Another Year

As I sit here at 5 AM, the voice of reason in my head says "go to bed!" Since when have I listened to the voice of reason? So here goes another blog. Another year has passed. 29 years on this ear...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:50:00 GMT

Myspace Friend Disappearances

Don't look at this blog for any great revelations or controversial topics. This is just a quick one to apologize to friends who may find/have found themselves cut from my friends list. I signed off Th...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:44:00 GMT

The Work Boyfriend?!

I'm going to present something to you folks. Something I found online that disturbs me deeply. Anybody who knows me knows I have a healthy distrust of women. Nothing personal, gals. Promise. It just s...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:31:00 GMT

The Bad Guy

Wasted time. Yep. Wasted. I spent the entirety of the first quarter century of my life being the GOOD guy. When every person in the room is getting whacked on all manner of drugs, I'm the guy that tur...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:23:00 GMT

5 most influential albums

Some friends posted a bulletin today. The 5 albums that changed your life. Now maybe "changed your life" was a bit much, but perhaps influenced your life, or your taste in music, or somesuch. How abou...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 15:00:00 GMT

SHOW UP!

Ladies and gentlemen, the first and largest difference between success and failure in life, in love, in work, in school, and even in fun, is SHOWING UP. You cannot succeed in school if you don't show ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:24:00 GMT

People and Myspace

Not everybody, of course.But people seem to take myspace too seriously.I say this because, I'll be honest, I get sick of reading the same bulletin over and over. People complained back in the day (i.e...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:43:00 GMT